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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 1m

I think Jeremy is really funny, and sometimes when I'm in a REALLY sad mood, I listen to his podcast and it does cheer me up.

I know it's not "You should be on Dropout" but... Maybe Abolish Everything Season 2????

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

"you should be on Dropout" is the new "you should be on SNL" for me where people essentially comment on my stuff like "hey have you tried winning the lottery?"

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 5m

The sad part is you know someone does exist in Philly and they will constantly get berated by federman in campaign ads

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 6m

Did you... shoot a gun at a barrel?

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 7m

just a fun reminder - Newsom was once mayor of San Francisco.

You know, the "gay city".

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 22m

That's how you do it, Newsom

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 30m

Fuck. That's heartbreaking.

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 40m

Diane Keaton has passed away at the age of 79, People reports.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 50m

youtu.be/YvOCwhO5jt8?...

Happy Birthday Jan! ♥️

Chuck E. Live! - Birthday Star (1995)

YouTube video by The SPT Archives

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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 1d

y'all are just fucking my shit up now

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 1d

"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!" #MTGxTMNT

This image depicts the card "Heroes in a Half Shell". One white, one blue, one black, one red, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtle ninja warriors leaping towards the viewer. Each has his own specific weapon and style. From left to right: A bulky turtle weilding twin sai and yelling, a turtle with goggles on his forehead winding a bo staff to swing, a turtle with a confident smirk wields twin katana at the viewer and a seemingly carefree turtle leaps backwards with nun-chucks swirling in his hands and a wide smile on his face.

Rules text: Vigilance, menace, trample, haste.
Whenever one or more Mutants, Ninjas and/or Turtles you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and draw a card.

Flavor text: "They're the world's mostfearsom fighting team!"

This image depicts the card "Turtles Forever". Three mana, one white. Instant. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows four humanoid turtles drawn in different art styles engaging and interacting with one another. Behind them, the painterly skyline of a city.

Rules text: Search your library and/or outside the game for exactly four legendary creature cards you own with different names, then reveal those cards. An opponent chooses two of them. Put the chosedn cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into your library.

Flavor text: "See you around the multiverse, bros."
- One Leonardo to another

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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 2h

It’s my birthday today and it would mean the world to me if you dropped by and supported Tam as he raises money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social

Support love ❤️

Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 3h

Live and alive

Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 4d

This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!

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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 5h

Tonight on Twitch at 8:00PM (EST): "Games From a Hat" returns to the original PlayStation for some unfamilar games our hosts picked on name alone...but beware! Each game tonight contains HORRIFYING words in the titles! Do you have the courage to tune in tonight? www.twitch.tv/badgamehallo...

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 4h

Hans Moleman from the Simpsons on the phone and saying "I need the biggest metaphor you have." Then "No, that's too big"

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run DanAmrich.exe -verbose @danamrich.bsky.social · 3h

When we talk about “AI slop” this is a good example. Paull is 83/5 please fuck off

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NTom64_HFC @ntom64.bsky.social · 2h

Zendaya IS Meechee

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 2h

Alex Horne: we've asked them to bring in...

The Thing That Most Sounds Like It Was Meant To Be A Pun, But Isn't

whoever you feel most punderwhelms gets 5 points and the winner of today's episode will take home all five pun-rize- items!

James Allison @gingerjames.bsky.social · 3h

I would love to know who buys one of these

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 11h

Oh boy it's that time of the week we all know and love the 1am "start feeling depressed and upset and beat yourself up over nothing until you get sleep".

my head hurts and I am ready to just cry and hug a pillow to sleep. Just hate this feeling.

a black background with the words " it 's hopeless " written on it

ALT: a black background with the words " it 's hopeless " written on it

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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 12h

Just another day in the Sunk Cost Factory.

NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 1d

“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster

The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.

futurism.com

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 11h

Firm Tofu is more or less "your spice canvas" you fry it with whatever drains you want, or deep fry it, or pan fry it in whatever oils you want with all the seasonings you want, and you got a REALLY good sandwich, or a fried chicken substitute.

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 15h

a collage of various food items with the words the snack zone

ALT: a collage of various food items with the words the snack zone

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mitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 19h

disc golf but with hats instead of frisbees

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Big Cryptid @loskemps1.bsky.social · 18h

Pray….for….BigCat 🥵

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 18h

when i was about ten my parents let me pick new bedroom light fixtures and im thrilled to report i made the best choice available to anyone in the early 90s

wall sconce light fixture. a vertical half cylinder with three round semicircular plates or glass embedded in so that light escapes from the top and bottom as well as through the glass

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 17h

The AMC microwave popcorn actually does taste like the AMC theater popcorn,

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 19h

As the future governor of California, I think we can all agree... bagels are just not as good as muffins, definitely not as good as a breakfast burrito, and nothing compared to the pink box donuts that keep our streets moving!

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22h

A lot of you think you are running for office in California.

I can’t believe how many of you had the nerve to say sprouts.

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Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 19h

California - Everything, Not Toasted.

Nacho Cheese if they have it.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23h

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

Jordan Hass @jordanhass.com · 19h

please keep suing Disney....