Jordan Hass
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this was just me in high school
a cartoon of a boy drinking through a straw in front of a computer screen
ALT: a cartoon of a boy drinking through a straw in front of a computer screen
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January 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
this was just me in high school
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"us right wingers" smh he finally admits it,,,,
nothing more insane than seeing us right wingers on this website demand the government kill ice protestors only to turn around & say free iran. bitch you don’t even want to free america, fuck you mean free iran!? you’re demanding the american regime kill your countrymen rn!
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"us right wingers" smh he finally admits it,,,,
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With Tony officially stepping away from Deadlock its time to remember the single greatest podcast moment in history he gifted us.
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
With Tony officially stepping away from Deadlock its time to remember the single greatest podcast moment in history he gifted us.
Of course it's underaged boys, we know he doesn't want any women in the military.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Of course it's underaged boys, we know he doesn't want any women in the military.
Finally, a place for Pete to get some JROTC nudes legally.
**ALLEGEDLY**
**ALLEGEDLY**
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Finally, a place for Pete to get some JROTC nudes legally.
**ALLEGEDLY**
**ALLEGEDLY**
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30% of Americans being reactionary lunatics has been a pretty consistent floor for a while now, but considering the immense propaganda machine at work here, it's pretty good that it's not higher. Much better numbers than after Kent State!
setting aside a few things here about the extremely narrow framing it is somewhat heartening to see zero daylight between “ICE shouldnt be shooting people” and “if they do they should be in prison”
crazy how hard the administration is pushing on this
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
30% of Americans being reactionary lunatics has been a pretty consistent floor for a while now, but considering the immense propaganda machine at work here, it's pretty good that it's not higher. Much better numbers than after Kent State!
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January 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Right-wing Christians lionize a killer and shower him with money because all the people they hate, hate the killer. What sickness.
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Right-wing Christians lionize a killer and shower him with money because all the people they hate, hate the killer. What sickness.
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This guy has gotta go to jail for a long time.
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This guy has gotta go to jail for a long time.
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sleeping in the middle of target… she rdgaf
December 21, 2024 at 7:26 PM
sleeping in the middle of target… she rdgaf
friendslop only leads to friendmaxxing and friendcore and a soyfriend and fruendlord and
I think the Internet might not be the best when it comes to modern lexicon.
I think the Internet might not be the best when it comes to modern lexicon.
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
friendslop only leads to friendmaxxing and friendcore and a soyfriend and fruendlord and
I think the Internet might not be the best when it comes to modern lexicon.
I think the Internet might not be the best when it comes to modern lexicon.
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"Some mutha fuckas are always tryin' ta ice skate uphill!"
*Techno music intensifies
*Techno music intensifies
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"Some mutha fuckas are always tryin' ta ice skate uphill!"
*Techno music intensifies
*Techno music intensifies
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when all these tech billionaires are dead we need to study their brains, in detail, to find out what exactly drove them from being "weird libertarians" to "some of the dumbest and worst men on earth"
(just kidding, it was the internet)
(just kidding, it was the internet)
January 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
when all these tech billionaires are dead we need to study their brains, in detail, to find out what exactly drove them from being "weird libertarians" to "some of the dumbest and worst men on earth"
(just kidding, it was the internet)
(just kidding, it was the internet)
I have played this game so many times (I think my "casting list" is still somewhere)
I'm excited about Brandon Rogers, Jane Wickline, Kimia Behpoornia, Sam Richardson and Tony Hale.
As they "create the craziest crazy shake", "most eye catching billboard" "stack the French Fries and Onion Rings"
I'm excited about Brandon Rogers, Jane Wickline, Kimia Behpoornia, Sam Richardson and Tony Hale.
As they "create the craziest crazy shake", "most eye catching billboard" "stack the French Fries and Onion Rings"
Imagine all your troubles are in the past and you wake up in 2029 and USA Taskmaster is entering its 4th season and the cast this year is like: Chris Fleming, Maria Bamford, Carl Tart, Tawny Newsome, and Noah Garfinkel
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I have played this game so many times (I think my "casting list" is still somewhere)
I'm excited about Brandon Rogers, Jane Wickline, Kimia Behpoornia, Sam Richardson and Tony Hale.
As they "create the craziest crazy shake", "most eye catching billboard" "stack the French Fries and Onion Rings"
I'm excited about Brandon Rogers, Jane Wickline, Kimia Behpoornia, Sam Richardson and Tony Hale.
As they "create the craziest crazy shake", "most eye catching billboard" "stack the French Fries and Onion Rings"
Vroom! Vroom! Here goes Kirby!
GoodSmile has posted a new look at the POP UP PARADE Kirby: Wheelie Rider Ver. Figure! The figure is set to release this Q4. Pre-orders through their website close on February 11! ✨
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Vroom! Vroom! Here goes Kirby!
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god i wish whoever was in charge of the taskmaster youtube channel gave a real shit about making sure the captions matched
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
god i wish whoever was in charge of the taskmaster youtube channel gave a real shit about making sure the captions matched
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
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Behind every redeemed man there’s a gf telling him how fucking wrong he was about GenAI
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Behind every redeemed man there’s a gf telling him how fucking wrong he was about GenAI
Hello Discord, I'm Chris Pratt and in my new movie Mercy...
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Hello Discord, I'm Chris Pratt and in my new movie Mercy...
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
Somebody told them "do you want to be a millionaire or a billionaire" and said "yeah you're right"
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Somebody told them "do you want to be a millionaire or a billionaire" and said "yeah you're right"
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars