stone cold steve ostroc
@muffinlord.bsky.social
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On the losing end of a wishbone, and I won't pretend not to mind im muffinlord hello he/him Ham radio extra class KB3UJR Battletech, plastic models, video games, wheel of fortune, third rate poster, well-meaning moron minimumviable.website
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muffinlord.bsky.social
if you found me in your discover feed, undiscover me
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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richraho.bsky.social
Pope to Chicago Labor Leaders: “Please know of my appreciation for your welcome of immigrants and refugees, especially your support of food pantries and shelters….I encourage you to continue to advocate for society to respect the human dignity of the most vulnerable.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
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liegecoren.bsky.social
Please, this is peak internet and accurate as fuck I am dying from amusement here.
greythempronouns.bsky.social
Holy shit Zach my mom just joined Bluesky specifically to prove you wrong
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dragoncobolt.bsky.social
going to sleep! *becomes flat*
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
That horrible New Labour documentary did feature one helpful scene, where John Major says he met Rupert in 1997 and refused to change his non-specific Europe policy. Smash-cut to footage of Tony bounding up the gangplank of Murdoch’s yacht, willing to say yes to whatever.
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senatorivy.com
my mom, my brother, and I cleaned out my stepdads room when he died in 2014 and in a drawer there was a folder labeled "Leaping Lizards"

Inside was 1 page from a magazine with a picture of a leaping lizard on it, and at that moment it was like the most hilarious thing anyone had ever seen.
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muffinlord.bsky.social
Cisformers~

A car all of the time~
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ryannorth.ca
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
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pftompkins.bsky.social
“I have a vague idea of who Ms Rachel is and based on that here are some unimpeachable truths about her”
larrrrrry.bsky.social
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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muffinlord.bsky.social
Kindness of strangers, man. I hope they have a wonderful rest of their trip
muffinlord.bsky.social
This has been a weird day. Real proud of my kid for handling the fire alarm situation well and grateful to the family who were keeping him company and calm as we made our way off the ride
muffinlord.bsky.social
Also apparently all of the electric scooters are keyed to the same key, which we found out because the one we rented for my wife(busted ankle) went missing at one point only to be returned by the lady who took it by accident
muffinlord.bsky.social
So universal studios islands of adventure is the only of their four parks where in order to complete a loop of the park you must traverse through the Harry Potter section. Also the only one where i saw "love is universal" merch for sale, curiously
muffinlord.bsky.social
We've been joking that Kong himself pulled the fire alarm to stop the T-Rex