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I run @vgbees.com. Head cowboy at @honeybeerodeo.bsky.social. co-founder of @glydrgg.bsky.social. 1/4 of @ifyouredriving.bsky.social
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Between a new season of WWE Unreal and Royal Rumble happening soon there's a real groundswell of "maybe WWE has the juice again" sentiment planted within some of the social media I see and I just have to say no amount of new talent -- even someone as cool as Hobbs -- will make the product good.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 AM
It's crazy to me how these morons act like we don't outnumber them 16,000:1
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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I am not being snarky. I need my colleagues who wrote on covid school lockdowns to engage with this. To be as loud as they have been about prior "learning loss." Hell, you can cite Tom & Mark's AERJ paper so you feel better that there's some econ somewhere in your argument.
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I think Texans should not pit Talarico and Crockett against each other like they are and people outside Texas should probably shut up forever about it. Both candidates have real problems but both could definitely win if we actually believed it and worked toward it.
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Someone should ask Walz, Frey, et al why they are sending cops to arrest clergy instead of protecting 5 year olds from ICE
As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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I’m not much for religion but if I were, if a line of clergy flew in to freezing weather to line up and oppose me while singing songs of faith, I might be thinking “are we the baddies?”
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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it would be nice if what’s happening in our country right now could lead to the religious left taking root in the national consciousness again after having ceded so much ground to evangelicals as the face of what Christianity is
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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That subhead is hilarious, too. "Numbers a triple-A game would be jealous of."

1) What do you think The Sims is?
2) The idea of comparing new live service games to something as entrenched as The Sims but treating it like the roles are reversed is borderline malpractice
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm running out of things I can say on this website
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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"I want to be very clear about something: our brave agents behaved entirely like a guy with the screenname TooFast4Yall did on an installment of 'To Catch A Predator.' We brought the McDonald's and wine coolers this suspect requested upon being abducted. Before sending him to Texas."
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Opossums are so cool you should be nice to them
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Between a new season of WWE Unreal and Royal Rumble happening soon there's a real groundswell of "maybe WWE has the juice again" sentiment planted within some of the social media I see and I just have to say no amount of new talent -- even someone as cool as Hobbs -- will make the product good.
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I had to go grab a couple essentials today to prepare for not leaving the house for a few days but the apocalyptic lines I'm seeing at HEB on TikTok have me wondering if most people just...don't frequently shop for things they need for their home?
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I have a big batch of red beans and rice, some roasted veg, and a gnocchi gratin in my fridge. I am ready for the ice storm.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Some believe new games should be immune to negative critical lens until you can actually play them. Some believe having a positive outlook on unreleased games is tantamount to being enthusiast press. I believe a secret third thing which is actually the correct way of thinking.
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
THAT’S MY FUCKING POINT GUARD
Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Video games, of course, predate being gay by thousands of years
If you’re thinking of supporting this game or the devs in particular, maybe rethink it.

They’re publicly either rejecting or refusing to acknowledge homosexuality, same-sex acts & intimacy and the existence of queer people in medieval history.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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one of the funniest things i've ever heard a person say
here's @lotusloveslotus.bsky.social off the top rope with this take about KFC
August 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Taking a moment to express profound excitement that Sinners was nominated so many times. What a movie.
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Okay Highguard seems interesting
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I was once absent for my film professor’s early morning class so many times he emailed me to say it clearly wasn’t a priority for me, which I took deeply personally at the time as a value judgment and not a simple statement of fact. Anyway…
January 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Making a spreadsheet of "this is on other platforms and they paid a bunch of money for it to be on xbox" and "published by Microsoft"
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM