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Of course it's underaged boys, we know he doesn't want any women in the military.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Of course it's underaged boys, we know he doesn't want any women in the military.
Grocery Outlet
B̵̯̈́͌̉̐͑ä̵̮̗̪̭̪̮͖͈̹̪̭̙́̏͛ͅͅr̴̦͕͂͐̓̂̇̉g̴̱̭̯̦͕̫̗̞̞͍̈̓̐̅̂̈́͊̋̐̃̑̚͝ͅa̷̧̞̰̰̲̦̜͓̬͕̪̓͆̀̋͠ͅi̵̟̹̠̙̜̱͉̬͚̔̊̍̆̇̅͌̓͠ͅn̸̢̳̗̳̰̘̩̈́̍̔̚̕͠ ̶̡̢̛̹̣̤͚͋̉̽̊͆̀̍͆̈̇́̾̄̚͝͝M̸̢̛̦̳̩̹̅͒̒͌̎̄͘͘͘͝͝͝ą̵̛͙̳̺̻͓̬̹̝͑͋̐̎̂̋̑͐́̍̐͐̚̕͝r̷̺̦̞̦͚̪͇̞̬̠̹̞̀̍͂̂̋̈́̇̈̓͛͠͝͝͝͠ķ̷͔̪̟͔̫̟̥̦̉̓̇̎̓͋͛̓̀̓̕͜͝͝ͅe̷̜͍̙̮̠̙̠̥̥̻͚̘͙̾́͜t̶̢̬̤̫̭̺͈̪̞̪͚͌ͅ
B̵̯̈́͌̉̐͑ä̵̮̗̪̭̪̮͖͈̹̪̭̙́̏͛ͅͅr̴̦͕͂͐̓̂̇̉g̴̱̭̯̦͕̫̗̞̞͍̈̓̐̅̂̈́͊̋̐̃̑̚͝ͅa̷̧̞̰̰̲̦̜͓̬͕̪̓͆̀̋͠ͅi̵̟̹̠̙̜̱͉̬͚̔̊̍̆̇̅͌̓͠ͅn̸̢̳̗̳̰̘̩̈́̍̔̚̕͠ ̶̡̢̛̹̣̤͚͋̉̽̊͆̀̍͆̈̇́̾̄̚͝͝M̸̢̛̦̳̩̹̅͒̒͌̎̄͘͘͘͝͝͝ą̵̛͙̳̺̻͓̬̹̝͑͋̐̎̂̋̑͐́̍̐͐̚̕͝r̷̺̦̞̦͚̪͇̞̬̠̹̞̀̍͂̂̋̈́̇̈̓͛͠͝͝͝͠ķ̷͔̪̟͔̫̟̥̦̉̓̇̎̓͋͛̓̀̓̕͜͝͝ͅe̷̜͍̙̮̠̙̠̥̥̻͚̘͙̾́͜t̶̢̬̤̫̭̺͈̪̞̪͚͌ͅ
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Grocery Outlet
B̵̯̈́͌̉̐͑ä̵̮̗̪̭̪̮͖͈̹̪̭̙́̏͛ͅͅr̴̦͕͂͐̓̂̇̉g̴̱̭̯̦͕̫̗̞̞͍̈̓̐̅̂̈́͊̋̐̃̑̚͝ͅa̷̧̞̰̰̲̦̜͓̬͕̪̓͆̀̋͠ͅi̵̟̹̠̙̜̱͉̬͚̔̊̍̆̇̅͌̓͠ͅn̸̢̳̗̳̰̘̩̈́̍̔̚̕͠ ̶̡̢̛̹̣̤͚͋̉̽̊͆̀̍͆̈̇́̾̄̚͝͝M̸̢̛̦̳̩̹̅͒̒͌̎̄͘͘͘͝͝͝ą̵̛͙̳̺̻͓̬̹̝͑͋̐̎̂̋̑͐́̍̐͐̚̕͝r̷̺̦̞̦͚̪͇̞̬̠̹̞̀̍͂̂̋̈́̇̈̓͛͠͝͝͝͠ķ̷͔̪̟͔̫̟̥̦̉̓̇̎̓͋͛̓̀̓̕͜͝͝ͅe̷̜͍̙̮̠̙̠̥̥̻͚̘͙̾́͜t̶̢̬̤̫̭̺͈̪̞̪͚͌ͅ
B̵̯̈́͌̉̐͑ä̵̮̗̪̭̪̮͖͈̹̪̭̙́̏͛ͅͅr̴̦͕͂͐̓̂̇̉g̴̱̭̯̦͕̫̗̞̞͍̈̓̐̅̂̈́͊̋̐̃̑̚͝ͅa̷̧̞̰̰̲̦̜͓̬͕̪̓͆̀̋͠ͅi̵̟̹̠̙̜̱͉̬͚̔̊̍̆̇̅͌̓͠ͅn̸̢̳̗̳̰̘̩̈́̍̔̚̕͠ ̶̡̢̛̹̣̤͚͋̉̽̊͆̀̍͆̈̇́̾̄̚͝͝M̸̢̛̦̳̩̹̅͒̒͌̎̄͘͘͘͝͝͝ą̵̛͙̳̺̻͓̬̹̝͑͋̐̎̂̋̑͐́̍̐͐̚̕͝r̷̺̦̞̦͚̪͇̞̬̠̹̞̀̍͂̂̋̈́̇̈̓͛͠͝͝͝͠ķ̷͔̪̟͔̫̟̥̦̉̓̇̎̓͋͛̓̀̓̕͜͝͝ͅe̷̜͍̙̮̠̙̠̥̥̻͚̘͙̾́͜t̶̢̬̤̫̭̺͈̪̞̪͚͌ͅ
Somebody told them "do you want to be a millionaire or a billionaire" and said "yeah you're right"
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Somebody told them "do you want to be a millionaire or a billionaire" and said "yeah you're right"
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars
Even when they were at like 850 million dollars