Jordan Hass
@jordanhass.com
Game Show Expert, Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com
they know weekend update wasn't meant to be reality, right?
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
they know weekend update wasn't meant to be reality, right?
You're absolutely right, here's a more improved version.
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
You're absolutely right, here's a more improved version.
I would like
ONE ROOT BEER
ONE ROOT BEER
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I would like
ONE ROOT BEER
ONE ROOT BEER
at least he's not the prime minister
January 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
at least he's not the prime minister
IN 1987, THIS NEW YORK GIANT WAS THE FIRST FOOTBALL PLAYER TO SAY THE STATEMENT "I'M GOING TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD" AT A SUPER BOWL.
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
IN 1987, THIS NEW YORK GIANT WAS THE FIRST FOOTBALL PLAYER TO SAY THE STATEMENT "I'M GOING TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD" AT A SUPER BOWL.
Oh look, it's my friend @ianm5280.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oh look, it's my friend @ianm5280.bsky.social
good thing I already covered it, but that's okay, I know nobody pays attention to me on game shows, it's fine.
(Psst, my framework was hostage negotiation - the skyline and spotlight is meant to look like a rooftop, the call is to talk you out of the case)
(Psst, my framework was hostage negotiation - the skyline and spotlight is meant to look like a rooftop, the call is to talk you out of the case)
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
good thing I already covered it, but that's okay, I know nobody pays attention to me on game shows, it's fine.
(Psst, my framework was hostage negotiation - the skyline and spotlight is meant to look like a rooftop, the call is to talk you out of the case)
(Psst, my framework was hostage negotiation - the skyline and spotlight is meant to look like a rooftop, the call is to talk you out of the case)
I'M WATCHING BEAST GAMES AGAIN
THIS IS MY CURSE
THIS IS MY CURSE
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I'M WATCHING BEAST GAMES AGAIN
THIS IS MY CURSE
THIS IS MY CURSE
Watching Japanese "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader"
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Watching Japanese "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader"
What the fuck, this isn't a bahn mi.
Now THIS is a bahn mi!
Now THIS is a bahn mi!
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 AM
What the fuck, this isn't a bahn mi.
Now THIS is a bahn mi!
Now THIS is a bahn mi!
Bringing back the hyper flash design, and warming things up!
Speaking of, you were the last to give us a correct response, it's your control of the board!
Speaking of, you were the last to give us a correct response, it's your control of the board!
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Bringing back the hyper flash design, and warming things up!
Speaking of, you were the last to give us a correct response, it's your control of the board!
Speaking of, you were the last to give us a correct response, it's your control of the board!
Time Magazine 20 years ago....
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Time Magazine 20 years ago....
Celebrity Beast Games with Howie Mandel, The Bellas, Diplo, Cedric the Entertainer, Hasan Minaj, Dwight Howard uhhhhh hang on....I think that's Paul Sheer. Oh, Steve-O is there! Hey Sal from Impractical Jokers and fuck I think that's Josh Peck and TIFFANY HADDISH?!?
January 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Celebrity Beast Games with Howie Mandel, The Bellas, Diplo, Cedric the Entertainer, Hasan Minaj, Dwight Howard uhhhhh hang on....I think that's Paul Sheer. Oh, Steve-O is there! Hey Sal from Impractical Jokers and fuck I think that's Josh Peck and TIFFANY HADDISH?!?
NJPW is way better than WWE and AEW, I only have to pay $10 a month and I get everything.
No $50 "premium live events" no "go here on this streaming and then there for this show"
Nuh-Uh, that's not how I roll....
PLUS IT'S TOKYO DOME TIME, BABY!
No $50 "premium live events" no "go here on this streaming and then there for this show"
Nuh-Uh, that's not how I roll....
PLUS IT'S TOKYO DOME TIME, BABY!
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
NJPW is way better than WWE and AEW, I only have to pay $10 a month and I get everything.
No $50 "premium live events" no "go here on this streaming and then there for this show"
Nuh-Uh, that's not how I roll....
PLUS IT'S TOKYO DOME TIME, BABY!
No $50 "premium live events" no "go here on this streaming and then there for this show"
Nuh-Uh, that's not how I roll....
PLUS IT'S TOKYO DOME TIME, BABY!