Lansing Facts
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138 years of parking lot jokes
went to Horrocks and all your exes were there
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
went to Horrocks and all your exes were there
this Omar’s hat is calling to us like the Green Goblin mask
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
this Omar’s hat is calling to us like the Green Goblin mask
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
excited to check out this year’s Lansing Facts Wrapped™️
the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the most important meals of the day: breakfast and hot dog
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
every rule is written in blood
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every rule is written in blood
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Silver Bells 2025:
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Silver Bells 2025:
who said romance is dead?
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
who said romance is dead?
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
autumnal equinox, you say?
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autumnal equinox, you say?
more and more people are saying it
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
more and more people are saying it
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey