Vernors Herzog
@vernorsherzog.bsky.social
Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
to a freak like me, the card game is Eights
To a freak like me, the side at Little Caesars is just “bread”
to a freak like me, the classic sega arcade game is just "taxi"
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
to a freak like me, the card game is Eights
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Ok pals - we’re starting the annual “what do I get for my wife/mom/sister/partner/lady in life?” thread
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ok pals - we’re starting the annual “what do I get for my wife/mom/sister/partner/lady in life?” thread
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girl r u what mariah carey doesn’t want for christmas?
bc u are A LOT.
bc u are A LOT.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
girl r u what mariah carey doesn’t want for christmas?
bc u are A LOT.
bc u are A LOT.
it’s an illusion, Michael
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it’s an illusion, Michael
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me: let’s work on your homework together!
kid: it’s multiplying fractions
me: actually it’s important for you to do things independently
kid: it’s multiplying fractions
me: actually it’s important for you to do things independently
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
me: let’s work on your homework together!
kid: it’s multiplying fractions
me: actually it’s important for you to do things independently
kid: it’s multiplying fractions
me: actually it’s important for you to do things independently
*youth pastor voice*
all you kids are laughing about 6-7 [does hand gesture]. but you know what I’m thinking about? Galatians 6:7, which says, "do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap"
all you kids are laughing about 6-7 [does hand gesture]. but you know what I’m thinking about? Galatians 6:7, which says, "do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap"
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*youth pastor voice*
all you kids are laughing about 6-7 [does hand gesture]. but you know what I’m thinking about? Galatians 6:7, which says, "do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap"
all you kids are laughing about 6-7 [does hand gesture]. but you know what I’m thinking about? Galatians 6:7, which says, "do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap"
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Still on FB to keep up with family but, like the platform itself, the ads keep getting more and more deranged:
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Still on FB to keep up with family but, like the platform itself, the ads keep getting more and more deranged:
every day we stray further from god’s light
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
every day we stray further from god’s light
they’re the only pizzas that come with 5 lbs of tactical wrapping
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
they’re the only pizzas that come with 5 lbs of tactical wrapping
I appreciate the passive aggressive energy of Under New Management signs
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I appreciate the passive aggressive energy of Under New Management signs
had to go to Staples this morning to return a pair of pants because we live in the dumbest timeline
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
had to go to Staples this morning to return a pair of pants because we live in the dumbest timeline
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when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
me, five minutes after telling my friends I’m good to walk home from the bar
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
me, five minutes after telling my friends I’m good to walk home from the bar
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This whole experience has really revealed how many of you would follow an alluring voice into the deep woods
everyone talking about Frieren's demons has missed a better comparison, so-called "AI" like Grok, Claude, ChatGPT, a thing that mimics human syntax brilliantly, isn't capable of human thought or emotion, but merely preys on people
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This whole experience has really revealed how many of you would follow an alluring voice into the deep woods
caught this squirrel outside plotting my downfall
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
caught this squirrel outside plotting my downfall
they’ve had 15 years to come up with an ACA alternative and the best they’ve got is “here’s $20, go get a healthcare”
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
they’ve had 15 years to come up with an ACA alternative and the best they’ve got is “here’s $20, go get a healthcare”
Antonio Brown could have been the most famous football player from CMU (complimentary) but instead he became the most famous football player from CMU (derogatory)
Ex-WR Brown arrested in Dubai, extradited to U.S.
Former NFL star Antonio Brown was taken into custody on an attempted murder charge stemming from a shooting after a celebrity boxing event in Miami.
www.espn.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Antonio Brown could have been the most famous football player from CMU (complimentary) but instead he became the most famous football player from CMU (derogatory)
even Dr. Oz looks like a decent human being next to this lumpy sack of Big Macs and dementia
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
even Dr. Oz looks like a decent human being next to this lumpy sack of Big Macs and dementia
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wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?