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· Jan 23
Oh well, at least the internet leftists who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Harris can sleep in peace knowing they accomplished their goal of keeping her out of office.
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Orcas in BC's Southern Gulf Islands
2. Humpback whale, also in the SGI
3. Black bear
4. Timber wolf
5. The majestik møøse
1. Orcas in BC's Southern Gulf Islands
2. Humpback whale, also in the SGI
3. Black bear
4. Timber wolf
5. The majestik møøse
Okay this is a neat one. 5 animals you've seen in the wild
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
1. Elephants that just surrounded our truck in Botswana.
2. Leopard taking a kill into a tree also in Botswana.
3. Huge elk in GSMNP.
4. Black bears both hiking in GA and CA.
5. Dolphins off the coast in SC.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Orcas in BC's Southern Gulf Islands
2. Humpback whale, also in the SGI
3. Black bear
4. Timber wolf
5. The majestik møøse
1. Orcas in BC's Southern Gulf Islands
2. Humpback whale, also in the SGI
3. Black bear
4. Timber wolf
5. The majestik møøse
I don’t really listen to new country, but Luke Bryan's version of O Holy Night just came up and the combination of New Country Nasal Twang™️ and Autotune is not good.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don’t really listen to new country, but Luke Bryan's version of O Holy Night just came up and the combination of New Country Nasal Twang™️ and Autotune is not good.
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
The kids may be growing/grown up, but some things never change.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The kids may be growing/grown up, but some things never change.
Plate check. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Plate check. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
Gary Spivey-ass poodle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gary Spivey-ass poodle.
My wife continues to challenge conventional notions of stuffing (complimentary).
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My wife continues to challenge conventional notions of stuffing (complimentary).
Swear to God, I dreamt last night of trying to convince Colm Feore to talk to Patrick Huard about making Bon Cop, Bad Cop into a series.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Swear to God, I dreamt last night of trying to convince Colm Feore to talk to Patrick Huard about making Bon Cop, Bad Cop into a series.
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. You’re not getting rid of us now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. You’re not getting rid of us now.
Oh, this is terrible.
World champion curler, veteran broadcaster Colleen Jones dies at 65
World champion curler, veteran broadcaster Colleen Jones dies at 65
Jones, a world champion curler whose effervescent personality made her a popular presence on the CBC over nearly four decades, has died.
www.thestar.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh, this is terrible.
Watching Boise State/Colorado State in the background, and that may be the most ridiculous penalty I’ve ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Watching Boise State/Colorado State in the background, and that may be the most ridiculous penalty I’ve ever seen.
*gasp* The Godpigeon…
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
*gasp* The Godpigeon…
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Still on FB to keep up with family but, like the platform itself, the ads keep getting more and more deranged:
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Still on FB to keep up with family but, like the platform itself, the ads keep getting more and more deranged:
I really wish more people had seen the auto-caption fail because I’m pretty sure a “TAMPON GINO [clap clap clapclapclap]” chant would destroy him.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I really wish more people had seen the auto-caption fail because I’m pretty sure a “TAMPON GINO [clap clap clapclapclap]” chant would destroy him.
So is anybody else already making plans for New Year's Eve? Because apparently I’ll be getting my hip replaced.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So is anybody else already making plans for New Year's Eve? Because apparently I’ll be getting my hip replaced.
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The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.
Feels like there should be teeth there.
What if we took away Purdue Pete's pupils? Better or worse?
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Feels like there should be teeth there.
So, any ideas why a 747 with no tail light and no registration information on Flightradar would’ve been landing in Lansing a half-hour or so ago?
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So, any ideas why a 747 with no tail light and no registration information on Flightradar would’ve been landing in Lansing a half-hour or so ago?
Paging @hulcricket.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Paging @hulcricket.bsky.social
The next administration should make DEI programs mandatory for any organization seeking government funds and require a five-year audit history before applying. Oh, you bent the knee and canceled yours? Sucks to be you. See you in five years.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The next administration should make DEI programs mandatory for any organization seeking government funds and require a five-year audit history before applying. Oh, you bent the knee and canceled yours? Sucks to be you. See you in five years.
He’s never heard the Cbat story.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He’s never heard the Cbat story.
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who said romance is dead?
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
who said romance is dead?
Met with a surgeon about my hip today. Is it bad when they say things like “This typically takes about an hour, but it your case it’ll probably be closer to an hour and a half because of the amount we have to chip out”?
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Met with a surgeon about my hip today. Is it bad when they say things like “This typically takes about an hour, but it your case it’ll probably be closer to an hour and a half because of the amount we have to chip out”?