Jon Lawton
jlrlawton.bsky.social
Jon Lawton
@jlrlawton.bsky.social
Pretending to be an adult
They want to use lasers to direct lightning strikes to generate 1.21GW near an international airport?
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Does it inhabit the coffee machine and ensure that it only produces peculiar sludge into disposable plastic cups?
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I now have Tonight, Tonight playing in my head. 😄 Looks good.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If it's not causing a problem, they're leaving those slightly impacted wisdom teeth well the hell alone.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The genetic editing to turn your descendents into mermaids greatly extended their lifespan, so it's now rare for homo sapiens aquaticus to have children before turning 200.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I have no earthly idea how our loft tank was installed. Crane while the roof was being redone? Who knows.

I'm not looking forward to chopping it up eventually once there's a loft access that I can fit in. 10'6" ceilings and I still hit my head on everything and I can't fit anywhere.
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This is basically how I spent year 4 (8-9). I read everything in the class and moved on to the dictionary.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Jon Lawton
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reposted by Jon Lawton
Oh no I played with a meme generator
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM