JL Robbins 🍉
@jlrobbins.bsky.social
Aspiring author. Despairing gorehound.
Fascists are pondscum on the ass of history
Fascists are pondscum on the ass of history
Its like that norm bit about cosby where he’s like its not the hypocrisy thats the worst part. Its the thing he did
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Its like that norm bit about cosby where he’s like its not the hypocrisy thats the worst part. Its the thing he did
Jk rowling plans her next vacation:
a man in a blue shirt talking to another man in a hardware store
ALT: a man in a blue shirt talking to another man in a hardware store
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February 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Jk rowling plans her next vacation:
Gonna show up places in groucho marx glasses and say jk rowling never heard of her im bob galbraith i write mystery novels
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Gonna show up places in groucho marx glasses and say jk rowling never heard of her im bob galbraith i write mystery novels
AHAHAHAHA
Oh dont look at my mystery yacht where nothing suspicious happens, dont worry about tickets i give and who i give them to
Oh dont look at my mystery yacht where nothing suspicious happens, dont worry about tickets i give and who i give them to
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
AHAHAHAHA
Oh dont look at my mystery yacht where nothing suspicious happens, dont worry about tickets i give and who i give them to
Oh dont look at my mystery yacht where nothing suspicious happens, dont worry about tickets i give and who i give them to
Its less love story like the notebook and love story like the stalker gazing at mima on the stage in perfect blue. Thats love but uhhhhh jesus fucking christ
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Its less love story like the notebook and love story like the stalker gazing at mima on the stage in perfect blue. Thats love but uhhhhh jesus fucking christ
Oh of course not, its just rowling being a smooth brained hypocrite and also people (rightly) appalling the people who love humbert because they agree with him
February 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Oh of course not, its just rowling being a smooth brained hypocrite and also people (rightly) appalling the people who love humbert because they agree with him
Also fyi in case this needs saying,
Yes humbert rapes her, he rapes her constantly, nothing in the book is about anything but that, his plans are inherently depraved and even if he cared enough to love this girl by the end he doesnt deserve anything but the solemn lonely death he has.
Yes humbert rapes her, he rapes her constantly, nothing in the book is about anything but that, his plans are inherently depraved and even if he cared enough to love this girl by the end he doesnt deserve anything but the solemn lonely death he has.
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Also fyi in case this needs saying,
Yes humbert rapes her, he rapes her constantly, nothing in the book is about anything but that, his plans are inherently depraved and even if he cared enough to love this girl by the end he doesnt deserve anything but the solemn lonely death he has.
Yes humbert rapes her, he rapes her constantly, nothing in the book is about anything but that, his plans are inherently depraved and even if he cared enough to love this girl by the end he doesnt deserve anything but the solemn lonely death he has.
Unfair.
He has one feeling.
That feeling is: goddamn my sister is hot
He has one feeling.
That feeling is: goddamn my sister is hot
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Unfair.
He has one feeling.
That feeling is: goddamn my sister is hot
He has one feeling.
That feeling is: goddamn my sister is hot
Its tragic and moving and a great meditation on rue and obsession and all that.
Not defending rowling, just my GOAT nabokov
Not defending rowling, just my GOAT nabokov
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Its tragic and moving and a great meditation on rue and obsession and all that.
Not defending rowling, just my GOAT nabokov
Not defending rowling, just my GOAT nabokov
At the end he grows to care for dolores instead of the dream, but by then its way too late and he has destroyed her and himself, and he is left with nothing but regrets and a need to protect this person who he has abused for years behind prison bars, suffering a coronary when she dies
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
At the end he grows to care for dolores instead of the dream, but by then its way too late and he has destroyed her and himself, and he is left with nothing but regrets and a need to protect this person who he has abused for years behind prison bars, suffering a coronary when she dies
I mean, it is a story about a kind of love, its just love of an image instead of a person, and the love is devoid of care for consent. If u view romance as inherently positive, then no, but if u view it as neutral, then yeah.
Love is value neutral to me, so it being deeply gross is fine for a book
Love is value neutral to me, so it being deeply gross is fine for a book
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I mean, it is a story about a kind of love, its just love of an image instead of a person, and the love is devoid of care for consent. If u view romance as inherently positive, then no, but if u view it as neutral, then yeah.
Love is value neutral to me, so it being deeply gross is fine for a book
Love is value neutral to me, so it being deeply gross is fine for a book
Fucking lootboxes??? Did he personally do it all? He actually straight up personally led columbus to this continent and convinced jefferson davis to secede im convinced at this point. He actually is the time pedophile from that onion bit
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Fucking lootboxes??? Did he personally do it all? He actually straight up personally led columbus to this continent and convinced jefferson davis to secede im convinced at this point. He actually is the time pedophile from that onion bit
Oh fuck off goddammit i just read this one
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Oh fuck off goddammit i just read this one
This is what jon arbuckle sees in his sleep paralysis
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is what jon arbuckle sees in his sleep paralysis
Its like posie parker (TERFascist) and parker posey (good actress)
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Its like posie parker (TERFascist) and parker posey (good actress)
Saw this irl yesterday
January 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Saw this irl yesterday
Holy shitttttttttttttt
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Holy shitttttttttttttt
Also i found a beat up paperback of urban gothic i own.
Can u sign it when i see u next
Can u sign it when i see u next
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Also i found a beat up paperback of urban gothic i own.
Can u sign it when i see u next
Can u sign it when i see u next
Reposted by JL Robbins 🍉
🥰 We’re all in this together
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
🥰 We’re all in this together
I actually read the substack post and started to tear up a bit
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I actually read the substack post and started to tear up a bit
I dont know exactly how to put this into words, but when u talked about how jack went and helped you out with your first contract, i think about what u said to me last stoker and i feel honored and embarrassed and deeply unworthy.
I imagine u felt the same way when u met him at first
I imagine u felt the same way when u met him at first
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I dont know exactly how to put this into words, but when u talked about how jack went and helped you out with your first contract, i think about what u said to me last stoker and i feel honored and embarrassed and deeply unworthy.
I imagine u felt the same way when u met him at first
I imagine u felt the same way when u met him at first
Stonker (1979, A. tarkoovsky)
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Stonker (1979, A. tarkoovsky)