From the director of Saltburn, the relatable story of how annoying it is when your lower-class Oxford chums spend too much time at your castle.

Man. Silent Hill is like if a French art film was shown at Comic Con, or something.

Is this Spirit Ocean?

if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"

I just watched the trailer and I might check it out. I love it when people do weird things with the classic Zelda formula (e.g. Anodyne, Link's Awakening).

lol yeah imagine having a PC with crusty scab flakes being pumped around it

Also Cosmowarrior Zero: a pretty simple arcade-y shooter/fighter. Very short and despite being a Japan-exclusive you don't need to read Japanese to play it.

I thought of another game suggestion for you: Dino Crisis 2. The gameplay is much more simple and arcade-y than the first, and with save states it can be played in quick bursts more easily.