John Maynard
@jmaynard.bsky.social
I used to take photos of your band. One-time backup dancer for Girl Talk. Keeping people healthy and safe while they work. He/Him.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Which film would have been a blast to see in 4DX if it existed at the time?
I'll go first
I'll go first
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Which film would have been a blast to see in 4DX if it existed at the time?
I'll go first
I'll go first
Early Mega Man is so cursed.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Early Mega Man is so cursed.
What is the first video game you ever played?
September 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What is the first video game you ever played?
This is Uncharted Waters erasure!
February 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is Uncharted Waters erasure!
Happy Valentine's Day
February 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
Imagine if your security detail was just Stork from Animal House
June 19, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Imagine if your security detail was just Stork from Animal House
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle
February 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle
Love this picture of my parents.
January 23, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Love this picture of my parents.
The answer was:
It took Teams 5 minutes to render a few lines of text and one image.
It took Teams 5 minutes to render a few lines of text and one image.
January 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
The answer was:
It took Teams 5 minutes to render a few lines of text and one image.
It took Teams 5 minutes to render a few lines of text and one image.
Nothing better illustrates the new version of Teams than this update notification I got this morning.
A notification window that either has no content or broke and can't render text in darkmode. Lovely
A notification window that either has no content or broke and can't render text in darkmode. Lovely
January 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Nothing better illustrates the new version of Teams than this update notification I got this morning.
A notification window that either has no content or broke and can't render text in darkmode. Lovely
A notification window that either has no content or broke and can't render text in darkmode. Lovely
100%ed Vampire Survivors. What a fun game and a absolute time sponge. The ramp-up from barely being able to get a few minutes into a stage to realizing how combos work to clearing the stage on every one is what I guess mastering a Souls-like is like.
October 6, 2023 at 11:25 PM
100%ed Vampire Survivors. What a fun game and a absolute time sponge. The ramp-up from barely being able to get a few minutes into a stage to realizing how combos work to clearing the stage on every one is what I guess mastering a Souls-like is like.
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
August 31, 2023 at 1:46 AM
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
And retroactively, my childhood favourite player is John Barnes
August 18, 2023 at 3:56 PM
And retroactively, my childhood favourite player is John Barnes
