It’s insane that this was even remotely accurate, let alone dropping right in the bucket

6 lanes of 60MPH traffic

No sidewalks

Former Shack employee from the late 90’s

I don’t miss working in retail. Most of my energy was spent trying to sell people cell phones.

Not sure why my phone autocorrected food to good

The teams formerly known as the Senators and Browns doing this seems appropriate

Kila Ka’aihue
Snuffy Stirnweiss
Grant Balfour

It would have been a slam dunk case had it been a French dip

I hear Greendale has a good program

Where do I sign up to request a raise for my wife so she would make more than I do? Would it help sell it if I act like it would hurt my feelings to increase our household income by 10k or so? Because I’ll do it

Vegas is a dingy shithole with terrible food options

It’s been long enough I only vaguely remember details, but to get to our gate to leave Heathrow, we had to navigate through basically an American suburban mall, then find a small door that looked like a door to a back room, with terrible signage, that led to our concourse. Annoying

The Erie Canal was completed a decade before Chicago was even founded. Decades before Chicago became a significant population center.

He’s making shit up completely