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Winter storm Fern 1/25/2026
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Running 10 minutes late to the 9:40 showing of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. @Alexmicro.Bsky.social was already in the theater with Josh
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I need to see Marty Supreme again
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Josh and I waiting for Alex to get popcorn for the 9:20 showing of Marty Supreme. (I’m smuggling Twizzlers for Josh)
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Waiting for Alex for the 10:00 showing of Tron: Ares
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Waiting for Alex for the 8:30 showing of One Battle After Another
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
waiting for Alex for the 7:15 Friendship showing at Providence Place
June 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Five Guys needs a house sauce
May 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@basicappleguy.com are you going to make an internals wallpaper for the iPad Pro M4?
April 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This year’s Oscars had such a good In Memoriam
March 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
George Clooney was on his game when he invented the Nespresso
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The broccoli I just bought watching me close the vegetable drawer knowing I’ll forget about it for a month
a man with blood on his face is standing in a dark room with his hand outstretched .
ALT: a man with blood on his face is standing in a dark room with his hand outstretched .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
5 all the way
December 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Here's my best effort to work out why Bluesky blew up over the weekend. Much more than Threads, it's a network that knows what it's *for* www.platformer.news/bluesky-post...
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
@jjhughes17.bsky.social Glad to see you got here before Marko Danial
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
It’s always a disappointment when a boxing match doesn’t feature Michael Buffer
November 16, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I had a dream last night that Drew Gooden was going off
November 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I turned off emergency alerts on my phone then I felt left out when everyone else got the flood warning and I didn’t
September 14, 2023 at 1:19 AM
August 30, 2023 at 12:38 AM
August 30, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house
August 19, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Are there a lot of bots on here?
August 12, 2023 at 3:46 AM