I can’t imagine how much good food they miss because they’re afraid of a tummy ache and bad shits. Indian, ethiopian, szechuan, chili, Arby’s… just take a pepto and enjoy life.

Does hatin’ count?

I don’t think USPS lets you work remotely from France, Spain, or Mexico.

Sobe and RCA - two brands that send me back.

But Coach O has better food.

This is after Les Miles allegedly slept with his wife, and that’s the real reason Michigan didn’t hire Les in 07…

Nah we beat him like a rented mule already. I want Coach O for purely comical reasons.

At some point someone is going to do a piece titled “I Interviewed Jay Paterno So You Don’t Have To.”

Riding mowers are for old ladies and flamboyant playboys. The Pope is a Midwestern man, he prefers to put on his green (formerly white) new balance and pushes his mower as God intended.

These same people complain about American tourists, but visit America wearing size small men’s capris and stand in the middle of the sidewalk. I don’t value the opinion of folks who eats beans on toast. They ran Otmar off and they’re trying to run Zach Brown off (after two constructors titles).

I kinda hate that for BYU, and I’d also hate if Kalani took the Penn State job, somehow underperformed, and then spent the next ten years bouncing around the G5.

Cop ass dude with a cop ass haircut.