50/50 between jt being a brilliant troll, and her actually thinking that’s Ella Fitzgerald’s name.

Ah, didn’t notice that. 8pm is a weird kick off time for a Saturday game.

Then again she’d never heard of a scurrie before either. Maybe she’s just unfamiliar with birds. I’ll try her on Corbie next.

Honestly think that’s my best joke all week. Told it to my (Scottish) friend who didn’t get it, turns out she’s never heard the word ‘doo’ for pigeon before.

I was in the north of England last week, in the Hull area. Lovely folk, and I found myself thinking the difference between Scotland and the North of England isn’t any more distinct than the North of England and the South.

Well at least the North of England get something.

Not on until 20 past 10 for some bizarre reason. Ffs.

Ach, gutted. What a player he is.