Joe’s Crab Shack Conscientious Objector
@jncojorts.bsky.social
why’d you bring the buster here?
Another Moana 2 showing overran with screaming children 🙄🙄🙄
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Another Moana 2 showing overran with screaming children 🙄🙄🙄
They should make a Bluey that isn’t afraid to say the word f*ck
December 4, 2024 at 7:51 PM
They should make a Bluey that isn’t afraid to say the word f*ck
Does anyone else think there should be places for adults to play on playsets and in ball pits that aren’t overran with crotch goblins
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Does anyone else think there should be places for adults to play on playsets and in ball pits that aren’t overran with crotch goblins
Go apologize to your wife for this post man
Nothing like putting up the Christmas lights to spark an argument about things that happened months ago. Remember that thing you did that made your significant other mad back in May? It's for sure coming up when you're untangling strands of lights you were too lazy to pack up correctly last January.
November 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Go apologize to your wife for this post man
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Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
November 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Last night on Family Guy, Brian Griffin died. Retweet if you want him back.
Absolutely delusional
Wild. Twitter, maybe for the first time, kinda feels like a ghost town compared to here.
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Absolutely delusional
me: i really believe in the power of books as special objects that you can hold and hug and that can keep you company in ways that only physical books can!!
@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?
me: 😳😳😳
@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?
me: 😳😳😳
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 PM
me: i really believe in the power of books as special objects that you can hold and hug and that can keep you company in ways that only physical books can!!
@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?
me: 😳😳😳
@Lin_Manuel, an intellectual: cool cool,
will you illustrate it?
me: 😳😳😳
productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
Wow cool they have an account on here that makes sure I still see unfunny tweets
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Wow cool they have an account on here that makes sure I still see unfunny tweets
George Ezra was a PROBLEM
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
George Ezra was a PROBLEM
here comes Milky Chance bluesky 🙄
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
here comes Milky Chance bluesky 🙄
Wow already lost 200 followers for this one but I’m not backing down. This is a Joyful space and if you’re not down with that I’ll show you the door 👋
#NowPlaying Riptide by Vance Joy
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Wow already lost 200 followers for this one but I’m not backing down. This is a Joyful space and if you’re not down with that I’ll show you the door 👋
you ever wish that fireworks were incredibly quiet and also didnt disappear so quickly and also you could keep them in your home and also you could hold them in your hands?? because if so, id love to introduce you to,, Flowers
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
you ever wish that fireworks were incredibly quiet and also didnt disappear so quickly and also you could keep them in your home and also you could hold them in your hands?? because if so, id love to introduce you to,, Flowers
look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
November 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
I’m going to be bluesky’s jonny sun
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I’m going to be bluesky’s jonny sun
The .bsky.social thing is so humiliating
November 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The .bsky.social thing is so humiliating
Looking for everyone who blocked me on twitter
November 15, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Looking for everyone who blocked me on twitter
This place is too clean, too orderly, too relaxed. It feels like the modern farmhouse of social media. I haven’t seen one person getting dunked on in my short time here. I will look to be the change.
November 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
This place is too clean, too orderly, too relaxed. It feels like the modern farmhouse of social media. I haven’t seen one person getting dunked on in my short time here. I will look to be the change.