Jeffrey Nonken
@jnork.bsky.social
Firmware developer, gamer, nerd, general weirdo. Likes dogs, loves cats. Progressive boomer. Self-diagnosed high-masking autistic. He/him. Profile pic is a cartoonified selfie of me and my daughters in a coffee shop.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
I make pretend airplanes for a living.
Done! Also Darken.
PDFs because the bookshelf I no longer own doesn't have room.
PDFs because the bookshelf I no longer own doesn't have room.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Done! Also Darken.
PDFs because the bookshelf I no longer own doesn't have room.
PDFs because the bookshelf I no longer own doesn't have room.
Me, sitting on the can, starkers, waiting for metabolism to finish its job so I can start my shower:
Yeah, shoes. That'll be the priority here.
Yeah, shoes. That'll be the priority here.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me, sitting on the can, starkers, waiting for metabolism to finish its job so I can start my shower:
Yeah, shoes. That'll be the priority here.
Yeah, shoes. That'll be the priority here.
😮 Leaves need love too!
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
😮 Leaves need love too!
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Also: shooting mice with a cannon.
Also: shooting mice with a cannon.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Also: shooting mice with a cannon.
Also: shooting mice with a cannon.
...explaining why his idea for a backwards-compatible interface would require his firmware to do more gymnastics than he ever thought. Not egregious, but more complex than he realized because he had no idea I was multiplexing two switches through a diode array to create a reverse BCD input.
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
...explaining why his idea for a backwards-compatible interface would require his firmware to do more gymnastics than he ever thought. Not egregious, but more complex than he realized because he had no idea I was multiplexing two switches through a diode array to create a reverse BCD input.
Why, yes, I did grow up in the woods in semi-rural Pennsylvania and now live in urban Sacramento. Why do you ask?
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why, yes, I did grow up in the woods in semi-rural Pennsylvania and now live in urban Sacramento. Why do you ask?
I really miss blue jays. Even if they dump all the other seeds on the ground looking for the sunflower seeds.
(That's OK, I like juncos, too.)
No, scrub jays aren't blue jays just because they're a blue color. Fricken Californians.
(That's OK, I like juncos, too.)
No, scrub jays aren't blue jays just because they're a blue color. Fricken Californians.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I really miss blue jays. Even if they dump all the other seeds on the ground looking for the sunflower seeds.
(That's OK, I like juncos, too.)
No, scrub jays aren't blue jays just because they're a blue color. Fricken Californians.
(That's OK, I like juncos, too.)
No, scrub jays aren't blue jays just because they're a blue color. Fricken Californians.
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Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It's not that hard. I
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & guy me a house because I'm daddy's special boy
-Got Hulu with ads](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4iesqtkfladdoarowlki64t/bafkreidipqm3umo4ddwl4filimcm6avk32eam7gsgnipqk72er26meky5i@jpeg)
Dammit, now I'm gonna smell like coffee all day.
I mean, there are worse things I could smell like, but still.
I just WASHED these damn pants.
I mean, there are worse things I could smell like, but still.
I just WASHED these damn pants.
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"how much coffee do you drink?"
"oh, not much," i say, taking a sip of coffee. my hands are shaking. i haven't slept in 3 days. i can hear colors](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4iesqtkfladdoarowlki64t/bafkreicaeegtqbhnlkrmhysfduxs62lkav6vjl5sxc32hc7txkj6vjg7ja@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dammit, now I'm gonna smell like coffee all day.
I mean, there are worse things I could smell like, but still.
I just WASHED these damn pants.
I mean, there are worse things I could smell like, but still.
I just WASHED these damn pants.
What's that? Am I invested in these characters?
Mayyyyybe. Why do you ask?
Mayyyyybe. Why do you ask?
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What's that? Am I invested in these characters?
Mayyyyybe. Why do you ask?
Mayyyyybe. Why do you ask?
Hah hah
Reminds me of one of my favorite comics, here ya go.
I might come up with more abbreviated Alt Text later, but meantime you just have to suffer.
Reminds me of one of my favorite comics, here ya go.
I might come up with more abbreviated Alt Text later, but meantime you just have to suffer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hah hah
Reminds me of one of my favorite comics, here ya go.
I might come up with more abbreviated Alt Text later, but meantime you just have to suffer.
Reminds me of one of my favorite comics, here ya go.
I might come up with more abbreviated Alt Text later, but meantime you just have to suffer.
We need your help!
Democrats in CA already have the most gerrymandered maps in the country, and Republicans in Indiana can do something about it. However, they are REFUSING to give Republicans a voice in Congress.
Tell State Senators in Indiana they need to FIGHT for fair maps: [link]
Democrats in CA already have the most gerrymandered maps in the country, and Republicans in Indiana can do something about it. However, they are REFUSING to give Republicans a voice in Congress.
Tell State Senators in Indiana they need to FIGHT for fair maps: [link]
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We need your help!
Democrats in CA already have the most gerrymandered maps in the country, and Republicans in Indiana can do something about it. However, they are REFUSING to give Republicans a voice in Congress.
Tell State Senators in Indiana they need to FIGHT for fair maps: [link]
Democrats in CA already have the most gerrymandered maps in the country, and Republicans in Indiana can do something about it. However, they are REFUSING to give Republicans a voice in Congress.
Tell State Senators in Indiana they need to FIGHT for fair maps: [link]
My phone has wireless charging and I STILL NEED WIRES I'm gonna sue
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My phone has wireless charging and I STILL NEED WIRES I'm gonna sue
I want coffee but my daughter usually makes the coffee and I'm not sure I remember how to use the measuring spoon. Do you hold it with the open side up? I'm confused.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I want coffee but my daughter usually makes the coffee and I'm not sure I remember how to use the measuring spoon. Do you hold it with the open side up? I'm confused.
In case you're wondering why I'm getting so pissed off about something so trivial, keep in mind that my brain is almost 70 years old and doesn't work any more and all I have is muscle memory. When you fuck with shit you break my muscle memory. This is not a thing that fills me with joy.
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if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4iesqtkfladdoarowlki64t/bafkreidq3dddsdjvqdqtr4q3ba2647jirx2tipyudb27wkkihmv2ovg4da@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
In case you're wondering why I'm getting so pissed off about something so trivial, keep in mind that my brain is almost 70 years old and doesn't work any more and all I have is muscle memory. When you fuck with shit you break my muscle memory. This is not a thing that fills me with joy.
Fun fact: When I did a web search for "lo and behold", the first thing Google's AI told me was that "low and behold" is a misspelling blah blah. I didn't search for "low and behold" you fucking overclocked abacus.
Yeah, I'm fucking grumpy.
Yeah, I'm fucking grumpy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fun fact: When I did a web search for "lo and behold", the first thing Google's AI told me was that "low and behold" is a misspelling blah blah. I didn't search for "low and behold" you fucking overclocked abacus.
Yeah, I'm fucking grumpy.
Yeah, I'm fucking grumpy.
The result so far: got it working in test. It's pretending to be an aileron trim DON'T JUDGE 😉
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The result so far: got it working in test. It's pretending to be an aileron trim DON'T JUDGE 😉
Can... can I come over to your place?
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And I ask myself for the 12th time this week, "is this a real problem or do I just need to eat something with melted cheese?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4iesqtkfladdoarowlki64t/bafkreibfundxog3is46ui7rrgxsbumgjpbrjxth7rfmrutk7pikq2h2spu@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Can... can I come over to your place?
