@jnorris007.bsky.social
I’m a writer, currently telling the true love/lust story of me and my lover in Texas. Otherwise, playing in the Florida sun and Atlantic Ocean. 🧡 💜🌶️📚
https://janellem007.substack.com
https://janellem007.substack.com
C’mon, Tennessee, you can do it! 🧡
I interviewed Aftyn Behn, who is running in a special election in TN7 — if you know anyone in the district, please remind them to vote for Aftyn.
She has a real shot to flip the congressional seat. @aftynbehn.bsky.social
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She has a real shot to flip the congressional seat. @aftynbehn.bsky.social
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Feed Kids. Fix Roads. Fund Hospitals.
Aftyn Behn
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November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
C’mon, Tennessee, you can do it! 🧡
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
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This is, somehow, feasible.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian
I’m glad he decided to present himself on the world stage. He will go down in disgust, just like he deserves.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m glad he decided to present himself on the world stage. He will go down in disgust, just like he deserves.
When I’m agreeing with MTG while watching her on Bill Maher. youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw?...
SCTV Half Wits with Martin Short, John Candy, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin and Joe Flaherty
YouTube video by The Second City
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November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When I’m agreeing with MTG while watching her on Bill Maher. youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw?...
This, my friends. 🧡
The cheese drawer. Yep. Kansas born and bred. 🙋♀️ now I’m compelled to go online since I’m stuck down here in Florida. www.almacheese.com
Do yourselves a favor. 😋
Do yourselves a favor. 😋
Kansas Made - Alma Cheese
A Nibblin’ Good Kansas tradition for more than 65 years, delivering handmade cheese and cheese curds from locally sourced Flint Hills milk. Shop now.
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November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This, my friends. 🧡
This, folks. I cannot believe anyone still supports this regime.
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This, folks. I cannot believe anyone still supports this regime.
Look up JD’s involvement and ask yourself why they are back-dooring our farmers? I guarantee he’s not the only one.
That is why Vance invested in AcreTrader! They want it all!
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Look up JD’s involvement and ask yourself why they are back-dooring our farmers? I guarantee he’s not the only one.
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Social media algorithms push rage and division to keep us scrolling. Here’s how the business model works—and the law that allows it to continue. #Algorithms #SocialMedia #Radicalization #PoliticalViolence #TechPolicy #Section230
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Social media algorithms push rage and division to keep us scrolling. Here’s how the business model works—and the law that allows it to continue. #Algorithms #SocialMedia #Radicalization #PoliticalViolence #TechPolicy #Section230
I’m from Texas. They failed us.
When is Sandy Hook Babies Day?
When is Uvalde Babies Day?
When is Uvalde Babies Day?
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m from Texas. They failed us.
What a disgrace our country has become. 😢
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What a disgrace our country has become. 😢
I have thousands of followers.
This is a true lovers story.
This is a true lovers story.
Read my Substack, you beautiful creatures. #booksky 🌶️📚💙 #smutsky
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Bad Manners at the Matinee
After my morning surprise blind-folded delight I decided to take my turn in stunning surprises.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I have thousands of followers.
This is a true lovers story.
This is a true lovers story.
Read my Substack, you beautiful creatures. #booksky 🌶️📚💙 #smutsky
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Bad Manners at the Matinee
After my morning surprise blind-folded delight I decided to take my turn in stunning surprises.
janellem007.substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Read my Substack, you beautiful creatures. #booksky 🌶️📚💙 #smutsky
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I’m so sick and tired of hearing non-stop about Charlie Kirk. The powers that be on the right don’t give a damn about the school children that have been gunned down nor the ones who are still terrified to simply go to school. WTF is wrong with those so-called “leaders” of this country? 🤬
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m so sick and tired of hearing non-stop about Charlie Kirk. The powers that be on the right don’t give a damn about the school children that have been gunned down nor the ones who are still terrified to simply go to school. WTF is wrong with those so-called “leaders” of this country? 🤬
I’m so sick and tired of hearing non-stop about Charlie Kirk. The powers that be on the right don’t give a damn about the school children that have been gunned down nor the ones who are still terrified to simply go to school. WTF is wrong with those so-called “leaders” of this country? 🤬
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m so sick and tired of hearing non-stop about Charlie Kirk. The powers that be on the right don’t give a damn about the school children that have been gunned down nor the ones who are still terrified to simply go to school. WTF is wrong with those so-called “leaders” of this country? 🤬
Exactly this. Kash didn’t do squat. And didn’t know how to when the time came. He just got lucky and now wants camera time.
Not caught, turned in. The FBI wouldn’t have caught him without his family turning him in. The price for firing actual FBI agents trained for the job,replaced with brown nosing cowards who’ve spent their time destroying our evading US law cause it gets in their way. GOP 🇷🇺traitors and criminals 🍊💩47🤡
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Exactly this. Kash didn’t do squat. And didn’t know how to when the time came. He just got lucky and now wants camera time.
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August 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This is flat out retribution by Toddler Trump cause John had the guts to write the truth about him. I just hope John has a great lawyer cause these guys will try every dirty trick there is to find something to weaponize against him. By the way, we're still not distracted. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is flat out retribution by Toddler Trump cause John had the guts to write the truth about him. I just hope John has a great lawyer cause these guys will try every dirty trick there is to find something to weaponize against him. By the way, we're still not distracted. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
At this point I truly think trump has figured out he is outmatched, has lost all respect around the world, will not accomplish anything globally like he bragged about, so he’s doing other grandiose, piddly things to make himself look busy and important. Loser.
August 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At this point I truly think trump has figured out he is outmatched, has lost all respect around the world, will not accomplish anything globally like he bragged about, so he’s doing other grandiose, piddly things to make himself look busy and important. Loser.
Read my Substack, you beautiful creatures. #booksky🌶️📚💙 #smutsky
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Crystal Blind Persuasions
After sleeping all night in an after-fucked, drunken haze I woke up before John.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read my Substack, you beautiful creatures. #booksky🌶️📚💙 #smutsky
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I just have to say… I love this place so much. I have met and interacted with so many wonderful people and my mind has opened to many different & beautiful things. Bring me the art. The joy. The JUMPING!
Tonight I sip & paint on my luv porch. Y’all enjoy each other. 🧡
Tonight I sip & paint on my luv porch. Y’all enjoy each other. 🧡
July 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just have to say… I love this place so much. I have met and interacted with so many wonderful people and my mind has opened to many different & beautiful things. Bring me the art. The joy. The JUMPING!
Tonight I sip & paint on my luv porch. Y’all enjoy each other. 🧡
Tonight I sip & paint on my luv porch. Y’all enjoy each other. 🧡
This.
July 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This.
I lived in Kerrville, Texas for many years and my heart is broken. I spoke with my good friend to see if I could fly in and help. My heart sank again when he said it’s all up to the drones and search dogs at this point. Tonight I dream of holding the parents and children. 💔🧡
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I lived in Kerrville, Texas for many years and my heart is broken. I spoke with my good friend to see if I could fly in and help. My heart sank again when he said it’s all up to the drones and search dogs at this point. Tonight I dream of holding the parents and children. 💔🧡
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No Alligator Alcatraz Please Share everywhere
June 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
No Alligator Alcatraz Please Share everywhere
June 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM