Jo
@jo27.bsky.social
I can't tell you about myself, because I haven't decided yet.
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Jo
@jo27.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Improve any song title by replacing the word LOVE with COCK.
Squirrels have been chased. The forest has been patrolled. Balls have been unwrapped.
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Squirrels have been chased. The forest has been patrolled. Balls have been unwrapped.
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'Political people... take a fucking day off yeah?'
Golden Retriever Jesus
Golden Retriever Jesus
December 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
'Political people... take a fucking day off yeah?'
Golden Retriever Jesus
Golden Retriever Jesus
Christmas panetone and cappuccino in Delamere Forest
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Christmas panetone and cappuccino in Delamere Forest
And that bottle of salted caramel baileys was far too easy to drink.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
And that bottle of salted caramel baileys was far too easy to drink.
It's Christmas. Celebrate as much, or as little as you want. Just be kind to yourself.
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
It's Christmas. Celebrate as much, or as little as you want. Just be kind to yourself.
I have also been told off for exceeding the Christmas present budget.
Again.
Again.
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have also been told off for exceeding the Christmas present budget.
Again.
Again.
Just lost an hour to Geometry Wars, I think ive broken my eyes.
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just lost an hour to Geometry Wars, I think ive broken my eyes.
The greatest Christmas album.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The greatest Christmas album.
Fuck it. Started on the Xmas cheese.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fuck it. Started on the Xmas cheese.
So much shit has been left out to graze on in work this week, I'm already bloated on xmas eve.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So much shit has been left out to graze on in work this week, I'm already bloated on xmas eve.
You guys are going to the bluesky Christmas party?
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You guys are going to the bluesky Christmas party?
"Bumfy Bumf Bumf"
My colleague, describing classical music.
My colleague, describing classical music.
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Bumfy Bumf Bumf"
My colleague, describing classical music.
My colleague, describing classical music.
Anyone else looked for their phone whilst carrying it?
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Anyone else looked for their phone whilst carrying it?
So Amazon fixed the Christmas number one this year? Huh.
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
So Amazon fixed the Christmas number one this year? Huh.
Paul got twatted. Tate had his arse handed to him. Maybe boxing is still culturally important.
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Paul got twatted. Tate had his arse handed to him. Maybe boxing is still culturally important.
Summer's on the way kids.
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Summer's on the way kids.
Reposted by Jo
This will feed generations
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This will feed generations
Reposted by Jo
So 15 years ago I mashed-up '99 Problems' by Jay-Z, with The Ketchup Song (by Las Ketchup, of course).
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
Jay-Z vs las Ketchup
YouTube video by domshousestudios
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So 15 years ago I mashed-up '99 Problems' by Jay-Z, with The Ketchup Song (by Las Ketchup, of course).
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
It's as mad as you think it'll be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBV...
Reposted by Jo
Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?
Forgot Club.
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?