Joanna Theiss
@joannatheiss.com
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Writer of weird things sitting with a cat in Washington, DC she/her www.joannatheiss.com
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Me: my back hurts all the time, it makes no sense
Also me:
Red stick figure with severely bad posture
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"Regardless of how miserable or how splendid the circumstances, the sheer experience of camping seems a total justification for doing it." - Anne LaBastille, WOODSWOMAN
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This Saturday, 2 pm Eastern. Readers: Katherine Plumhoff, Jose Hernandez Diaz, Andrea Marcusa, Court Harler, Thaisa Frank, Brett Pribble, Jenn D’Alvia, C.Christine Fair, Jason Lee Norman.
Register here for zoom link:

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The author will appreciate it, even if she doesn't know it's happening
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Tsunahikika-chan is a rope fairy from Yonabaru, a town in Okinawa where there’s an annual tug of war event.
A small smiling mascot, whose body resembles rope, stands on a stage.
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Ollie the pig is the health promotion mascot for Shodoshima Island. He’s a health fanatic but also has metabolic syndrome. He loves eating olives from Shodoshima.
A black pig mascot stands on a stage.
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I saw not one, but TWO, Kingfishers this morning! Things are bad, but this is objectively not
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Didn’t know this! Do you know how many years I pined for jstor access! Yes I am a giant nerd who pines for academe leave me alone with my papers and books
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This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
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regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
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candidates showing actual guts even after being targeted by the cowardly powers that be, we love to see it
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EDIT: COME TO THE INTERSECTION OF HARVARD AND S 25TH STREET.

That is where ICE is conducting its operations. That is where we will be.
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This message made me so happy! If you love a book, tell the author 🥰
Screenshot of a text that reads: I found a copy of your book in a small bookstore in Indianapolis and read it in two days. It made me laugh and cry and feel things I haven’t felt in a very long time. Thank you for writing it and sharing it with the world.
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Steller's Jay in my backyard yesterday evening. #birds
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Being tired of Pearl Jam is my entire personality
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things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
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It’s good and beautiful to be trans.
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My dystopian flash appears in Writers Resist today. It was written after the election around the question plaguing me: What will it mean to be Black in Tr*ump's America? I hope you'll check it out.

www.writersresist.com/2025/09/24/n...
Mural of a black woman holding a copy of Octavia Butler's "Kindred." Mural by Ashley Cathey. Photo credit: Don Sniegowski
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one day left in the @impavid.us -hosted #BiVisibilityWeek mega-bundle! check out romance, horror, SFF & more from bi & pan authors: itch.io/b/3263/bi-vi...
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Patricia! Thank you for reading and sharing!
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why is holding a shield so threatening to the men wielding swords?
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It has arrived! The nation’s favourite short story anthology in a new shiny livery — grab yours now!
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A little reminder that I'd love to be on your podcast, be interviewed, be reviewed, and all that good stuff for this new book! 🥹