Jocelyn
@jocelyn-the-wicked.bsky.social
Existential Menace. Professional Overthinker. Writer.
Platelets. Plasma. When you donate blood they give you cookies and juice, which is more aftercare than some tops offer. At least the phlebotomist asks if I’m feeling dizzy before she leaves.
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Platelets. Plasma. When you donate blood they give you cookies and juice, which is more aftercare than some tops offer. At least the phlebotomist asks if I’m feeling dizzy before she leaves.
Nothing other than working out broke the stress today. Proud to channel those unresolved triggers into better shoulders.
January 22, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Nothing other than working out broke the stress today. Proud to channel those unresolved triggers into better shoulders.
Kushiel's Scion on Audiobook, in which a young prince gets beaten to confront their complicated feelings, still does consent in the scariest places.
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Kushiel's Scion on Audiobook, in which a young prince gets beaten to confront their complicated feelings, still does consent in the scariest places.
Do nothing. Have. bbq. hug your friends and neighbors. Don't do work.
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Do nothing. Have. bbq. hug your friends and neighbors. Don't do work.
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Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days
Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...
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January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
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Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Murphy: The United States Congress should not fund a Department of Homeland Security that is not obeying the laws of the United States of America
If your kink party plans lack a project manager, make friends with a project manager.
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If your kink party plans lack a project manager, make friends with a project manager.
As a child of the 90s, I shall rashly spend my bonus money on vintage PlayStation games I’ll never finish, a corset from Etsy that doesn’t fit but looks cursed, and enough black eyeliner to resurrect the entire cast of The Craft. #nostalgia #amoldnow #notinvestmentadvice
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
As a child of the 90s, I shall rashly spend my bonus money on vintage PlayStation games I’ll never finish, a corset from Etsy that doesn’t fit but looks cursed, and enough black eyeliner to resurrect the entire cast of The Craft. #nostalgia #amoldnow #notinvestmentadvice
Progressive guys at the gym describe their kettlebell routine like it's a decolonization Ted Talk . Meanwhile I try a no-crying deadlift and wonder if the sub energy I must be projecting comes from my glutes or my unresolved high school trauma.
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Progressive guys at the gym describe their kettlebell routine like it's a decolonization Ted Talk . Meanwhile I try a no-crying deadlift and wonder if the sub energy I must be projecting comes from my glutes or my unresolved high school trauma.
I'd like to be blunt about the kinks on performance reviews: "Completed projects in rope, impact play, and degrading those who think 'synergy' is a personality." But HR frowns on "making the CFO cry in a good way" as a professional achievement.
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'd like to be blunt about the kinks on performance reviews: "Completed projects in rope, impact play, and degrading those who think 'synergy' is a personality." But HR frowns on "making the CFO cry in a good way" as a professional achievement.
I always drink after pilates because pretending to be centered and mindful for an hour deserves a reward, and my mindfulness says that the last of the holiday wine ought not to be wasted. My core is as strong as my rationalizations.
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I always drink after pilates because pretending to be centered and mindful for an hour deserves a reward, and my mindfulness says that the last of the holiday wine ought not to be wasted. My core is as strong as my rationalizations.
@fancyfreefun.bsky.social Would you like another literary distraction today? Follow up with another illustration? The logline: "A sociopathic cop will not believe this letter arrived from her dead ex-girlfriend" Content warnings for erotic horror, gun violence, and a scene of sexual extortion.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@fancyfreefun.bsky.social Would you like another literary distraction today? Follow up with another illustration? The logline: "A sociopathic cop will not believe this letter arrived from her dead ex-girlfriend" Content warnings for erotic horror, gun violence, and a scene of sexual extortion.
Hot mess today because I read a Libertarian's "taxation is theft" thesis, but he also insists there is no justification for paying for fiction. My brain is now a smoothie of contradictions. I lost the ability to parallel park. Block your high school legacy fiends, or this could be you, too.
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Hot mess today because I read a Libertarian's "taxation is theft" thesis, but he also insists there is no justification for paying for fiction. My brain is now a smoothie of contradictions. I lost the ability to parallel park. Block your high school legacy fiends, or this could be you, too.
As someone who spent years in Los Angeles, I remind all potential tourists: don't go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Just don't. It is not an interesting place. Do not pay for the tours either.
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
As someone who spent years in Los Angeles, I remind all potential tourists: don't go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Just don't. It is not an interesting place. Do not pay for the tours either.
Renditions of a character from from Demon Rocker Zarah series.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Renditions of a character from from Demon Rocker Zarah series.
A Barbarian mind controls his arch nemesis, only to discover that she's absolutely into that humiliation.
Special thanks to @fancyfreefun.bsky.social for providing the illustrations!
jocelynthewicked.com/2025/09/12/t...
Special thanks to @fancyfreefun.bsky.social for providing the illustrations!
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The Barbarian's Mind Control Revenge Backfires - Jocelyn The Wicked
A barbarian, at last, has mind-controlled the sorceress who looked down on him and his people. He plans to humiliate her sexually. She's into it.
jocelynthewicked.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A Barbarian mind controls his arch nemesis, only to discover that she's absolutely into that humiliation.
Special thanks to @fancyfreefun.bsky.social for providing the illustrations!
jocelynthewicked.com/2025/09/12/t...
Special thanks to @fancyfreefun.bsky.social for providing the illustrations!
jocelynthewicked.com/2025/09/12/t...
When I asked the service for a bigger cock, I got a huge white chicken in front of this image. It was funny. #aiart #blueskyai #futanari #succubus
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When I asked the service for a bigger cock, I got a huge white chicken in front of this image. It was funny. #aiart #blueskyai #futanari #succubus
