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My Watched Movies of the Year:
2019: "Jojo Rabbit" ＊＊*
2020: N/A ・・・
2021: "No Time to Die" ＊＊＊
2022: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe" ＊＊＊
2023: "Barbie" ＊＊*
2024: "I Saw the TV Glow" ＊＊・
2025: "Bugonia" ＊＊＊
2019: "Jojo Rabbit" ＊＊*
2020: N/A ・・・
2021: "No Time to Die" ＊＊＊
2022: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe" ＊＊＊
2023: "Barbie" ＊＊*
2024: "I Saw the TV Glow" ＊＊・
2025: "Bugonia" ＊＊＊
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
My Watched Movies of the Year:
2019: "Jojo Rabbit" ＊＊*
2020: N/A ・・・
2021: "No Time to Die" ＊＊＊
2022: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe" ＊＊＊
2023: "Barbie" ＊＊*
2024: "I Saw the TV Glow" ＊＊・
2025: "Bugonia" ＊＊＊
2019: "Jojo Rabbit" ＊＊*
2020: N/A ・・・
2021: "No Time to Die" ＊＊＊
2022: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe" ＊＊＊
2023: "Barbie" ＊＊*
2024: "I Saw the TV Glow" ＊＊・
2025: "Bugonia" ＊＊＊
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Claudia here. We will be broadcasting 2.5 hours from now. Tonight:
・THIEF (fka Jones, no relation) CALLOUSLY BURGLES the EAGLE'S TOWER, his most elevated prospect yet!
・"Knight" Arthur BEHAVES according to RECENT LESSONS in order to DIE LESS OFTEN for 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS!
—C
・THIEF (fka Jones, no relation) CALLOUSLY BURGLES the EAGLE'S TOWER, his most elevated prospect yet!
・"Knight" Arthur BEHAVES according to RECENT LESSONS in order to DIE LESS OFTEN for 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS!
—C
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Claudia here. We will be broadcasting 2.5 hours from now. Tonight:
・THIEF (fka Jones, no relation) CALLOUSLY BURGLES the EAGLE'S TOWER, his most elevated prospect yet!
・"Knight" Arthur BEHAVES according to RECENT LESSONS in order to DIE LESS OFTEN for 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS!
—C
・THIEF (fka Jones, no relation) CALLOUSLY BURGLES the EAGLE'S TOWER, his most elevated prospect yet!
・"Knight" Arthur BEHAVES according to RECENT LESSONS in order to DIE LESS OFTEN for 59 MINUTES and 59 SECONDS!
—C
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Claudia here. Would anyone like to watch some livestreamed gaming? If so, I have incredible news.
—C
twitch.tv/j_j__jones
—C
twitch.tv/j_j__jones
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Claudia here. Would anyone like to watch some livestreamed gaming? If so, I have incredible news.
—C
twitch.tv/j_j__jones
—C
twitch.tv/j_j__jones
Americans clap on the plane to thank the Pilot and they clap in the cinema to thank the Projectionist. And they hate buses because of the hassle involved of clapping to thank the Driver at every stop. And they tip everybody on the way out
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Americans clap on the plane to thank the Pilot and they clap in the cinema to thank the Projectionist. And they hate buses because of the hassle involved of clapping to thank the Driver at every stop. And they tip everybody on the way out
I live in a heaving pit
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I live in a heaving pit
You think this is hilarious?
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You think this is hilarious?
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TONIGHT:
・Jones attempts to finish an SGNG run before the milestone of 200 attempts is reached!
・THIEF (formerly known as Jones, no relation) takes a break from finding magic instruments to have fun at the beach!
(All times are GMT+13)
・Jones attempts to finish an SGNG run before the milestone of 200 attempts is reached!
・THIEF (formerly known as Jones, no relation) takes a break from finding magic instruments to have fun at the beach!
(All times are GMT+13)
![JONESTREAM TODAY [18:00]
Super Ghouls -->
Link's Awakening [#5]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fvehe5zsr56ftxjrxcfhukkm/bafkreifxshybfi37hv3su4i4unjnuf4wow66zkhyhplt6ocfd65hzuz5fu@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
TONIGHT:
・Jones attempts to finish an SGNG run before the milestone of 200 attempts is reached!
・THIEF (formerly known as Jones, no relation) takes a break from finding magic instruments to have fun at the beach!
(All times are GMT+13)
・Jones attempts to finish an SGNG run before the milestone of 200 attempts is reached!
・THIEF (formerly known as Jones, no relation) takes a break from finding magic instruments to have fun at the beach!
(All times are GMT+13)
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Here's a helpful guide to what's on. Print it out and stick it to your fridge or local street furniture. We'll promptly update it whenever something changes, so you will need a lot of printer paper.
![CURRENTLY PLAYING
[REQUEST] [INVOLVED] Danganronpa: Trigger-Happy Havoc [5]
[BACKLOG] [casual] Zelda: Link's Awakening (Switch) [4]
[SPEED] [grind] Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts (any% normal)
Pursuant to the Ultimate Liberation of Jones Act 2019, copyright law does not apply to this stream.
JONESTREAM PLC is a proud supporter of the struggle for free access to goo.
LOOSE SCHEDULE:
MON-DAY: morn OR noon
TUE-FRI: noon OR eve
SAT-SUN: morn OR eve
No specific on/off days
Pleasant Moon Time (PMT) rough equivalent to NZT
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CONTACT!CONTACT!CONTACT!CONTACT!C
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November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Here's a helpful guide to what's on. Print it out and stick it to your fridge or local street furniture. We'll promptly update it whenever something changes, so you will need a lot of printer paper.
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Just over 4 hours from now, JONESTREAM returns to all your little screens. Tonight:
・Hifumi is hopefully MURDERED!
・Jones (no relation) and Marin go on a DATE to Animal Village!
—C
・Hifumi is hopefully MURDERED!
・Jones (no relation) and Marin go on a DATE to Animal Village!
—C
![JONESTREAM TODAY [19:00]
Danganronpa [#5]
Link's Awakening [#4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fvehe5zsr56ftxjrxcfhukkm/bafkreifysnm4h6j7yq23u4jtkwc3j6anf5tahlqwsqbxs4acoxekc52qka@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just over 4 hours from now, JONESTREAM returns to all your little screens. Tonight:
・Hifumi is hopefully MURDERED!
・Jones (no relation) and Marin go on a DATE to Animal Village!
—C
・Hifumi is hopefully MURDERED!
・Jones (no relation) and Marin go on a DATE to Animal Village!
—C
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Pleasant Moon exists in the shadow and orbit of Moon Planet, and its people are shadows in orbit of Moon Planet's sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued crannymen. Backlit by the Sun, pleasant people turn their gazes backwards and inwards to seek warmth and light, the two true comforts of love and life.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pleasant Moon exists in the shadow and orbit of Moon Planet, and its people are shadows in orbit of Moon Planet's sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued crannymen. Backlit by the Sun, pleasant people turn their gazes backwards and inwards to seek warmth and light, the two true comforts of love and life.
I made an account for my video gaming livestream project, but it was immediately suspended for spam after I posted a thread to serve as a pinned introduction. I don't use this website very often and hadn't realised that sending posts was so frowned upon. Have appealed. Hopefully sorted soon! Best
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I made an account for my video gaming livestream project, but it was immediately suspended for spam after I posted a thread to serve as a pinned introduction. I don't use this website very often and hadn't realised that sending posts was so frowned upon. Have appealed. Hopefully sorted soon! Best
I actually just checked, and I'm not using the email address I thought I was at all. Full steam ahead! Choo choo!
I'd like to make an account on here for my video gaming livestream project, but I'm already using the email address associated with that project for this account. Perhaps I'll change the email address of this account, and use the old one for the new one.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I actually just checked, and I'm not using the email address I thought I was at all. Full steam ahead! Choo choo!
I'd like to make an account on here for my video gaming livestream project, but I'm already using the email address associated with that project for this account. Perhaps I'll change the email address of this account, and use the old one for the new one.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'd like to make an account on here for my video gaming livestream project, but I'm already using the email address associated with that project for this account. Perhaps I'll change the email address of this account, and use the old one for the new one.
Me: Dude, did you see Thanksgiving? With the turkey?
My friends chorus: "with the turkey!"
Me: Jokes aside, it's important to give thanks.
My friends nod.
Me: I'm reminded of the American national anthem.
My friends and I start to sing like Whos.
Who: And I'm here too!
My friends chorus: "with the turkey!"
Me: Jokes aside, it's important to give thanks.
My friends nod.
Me: I'm reminded of the American national anthem.
My friends and I start to sing like Whos.
Who: And I'm here too!
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me: Dude, did you see Thanksgiving? With the turkey?
My friends chorus: "with the turkey!"
Me: Jokes aside, it's important to give thanks.
My friends nod.
Me: I'm reminded of the American national anthem.
My friends and I start to sing like Whos.
Who: And I'm here too!
My friends chorus: "with the turkey!"
Me: Jokes aside, it's important to give thanks.
My friends nod.
Me: I'm reminded of the American national anthem.
My friends and I start to sing like Whos.
Who: And I'm here too!
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just now noticed this guy in my replies getting absolutely cooked by a bot which has somehow still not been banned
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just now noticed this guy in my replies getting absolutely cooked by a bot which has somehow still not been banned
Yes. I like this new icon
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yes. I like this new icon
I was going to listen to techno all night but I feel more like listening to jazz fusion all night. I don't know where to find good techno sets anyway. I'm an album keeper by habit and all I have there is the Scooter one with Ramp.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I was going to listen to techno all night but I feel more like listening to jazz fusion all night. I don't know where to find good techno sets anyway. I'm an album keeper by habit and all I have there is the Scooter one with Ramp.
Haven't run many 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) gimmicks recently. My latest is I made an AutoHotkey macro to type 𝕏 when I press Alt and X, so when I say 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) or 𝕏-post (formerly Tweet) I can use the proper letter that the bad man stole. That's about all that's been going on over there.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Haven't run many 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) gimmicks recently. My latest is I made an AutoHotkey macro to type 𝕏 when I press Alt and X, so when I say 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) or 𝕏-post (formerly Tweet) I can use the proper letter that the bad man stole. That's about all that's been going on over there.
Have you heard of Asahi's new Incredibeer? It comes in cans, and when you crack them, they foam by themselves, as if on tap/draught. The Incredibeers are also brewed in Japan and imported, unlike the other Asahi stuff you can get here which is brewed locally and worse. I'm enjoying a few.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Have you heard of Asahi's new Incredibeer? It comes in cans, and when you crack them, they foam by themselves, as if on tap/draught. The Incredibeers are also brewed in Japan and imported, unlike the other Asahi stuff you can get here which is brewed locally and worse. I'm enjoying a few.
I'm kicking back.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm kicking back.
I'm making an entire album of bad AI tunes. It'll be a humorous knowing parody of bad AI tunes, which will divorce it from the only possible value of bad AI tunes (ridiculing the earnest effort of their prompters), opening myself up for not ridicule but disdain for my efforts and hastening my demise
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm making an entire album of bad AI tunes. It'll be a humorous knowing parody of bad AI tunes, which will divorce it from the only possible value of bad AI tunes (ridiculing the earnest effort of their prompters), opening myself up for not ridicule but disdain for my efforts and hastening my demise
Twee nonsense just happened to me
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Twee nonsense just happened to me