JockMeBro
@jockmebro.bsky.social
writing about big sweaty dumb jocks
love to chat about kink ‐ DM me!
moved here from twitter
love to chat about kink ‐ DM me!
moved here from twitter
Himbos as, not dumbed down exactly, but choosing to focus on dumb things. A man who can solve partial differential equations in his head but chooses not to. He chooses to work out and then say "biiiiig pumpies" instead
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Himbos as, not dumbed down exactly, but choosing to focus on dumb things. A man who can solve partial differential equations in his head but chooses not to. He chooses to work out and then say "biiiiig pumpies" instead
Merry Gainzmas, bros
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Merry Gainzmas, bros
weather reports but for locations of hypermale ejaculation events
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
weather reports but for locations of hypermale ejaculation events
Megamusclefag recruiters convincing young men to sign up for life as a huge, dumb pleasure slut.
Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare.
Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare.
Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Megamusclefag recruiters convincing young men to sign up for life as a huge, dumb pleasure slut.
Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare.
Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare.
Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
a course of roids designed to make your nips grow into big thick floppy veiny leaky sensitive tubes
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
a course of roids designed to make your nips grow into big thick floppy veiny leaky sensitive tubes
Oi listen bruv. It just makes sense that only scally lads get to be like this.
The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite.
Now we can't.
I love bein a unit.
I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite.
Now we can't.
I love bein a unit.
I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oi listen bruv. It just makes sense that only scally lads get to be like this.
The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite.
Now we can't.
I love bein a unit.
I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite.
Now we can't.
I love bein a unit.
I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
My nipples must be 6" long, 8" circumference by now. Throbbing and leaking. My crop top is soaked through already. I have no idea how big my hyper junk has become, but I can feel it giving my thong's elastic a tough time.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My nipples must be 6" long, 8" circumference by now. Throbbing and leaking. My crop top is soaked through already. I have no idea how big my hyper junk has become, but I can feel it giving my thong's elastic a tough time.
Design your RPG character!
SKILLS (1-7)
These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points.
[ ] STRENGTH
Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights
[ ] MASS
Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
SKILLS (1-7)
These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points.
[ ] STRENGTH
Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights
[ ] MASS
Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Design your RPG character!
SKILLS (1-7)
These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points.
[ ] STRENGTH
Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights
[ ] MASS
Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
SKILLS (1-7)
These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points.
[ ] STRENGTH
Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights
[ ] MASS
Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
they're doing a 2 for 1 offer, so you sign you and your boyfriend up for hyperpuberty without doing any planning about being a hyper-hyper couple
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
they're doing a 2 for 1 offer, so you sign you and your boyfriend up for hyperpuberty without doing any planning about being a hyper-hyper couple
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
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But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.
June 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.
Quote with what your musk smells like!
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Quote with what your musk smells like!
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
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Describing adding 1000lbs of muscle, a borderline unbreathable musk & having your libido melt your brain as a “minor puberty” because you know that there are many MANY more to come
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Describing adding 1000lbs of muscle, a borderline unbreathable musk & having your libido melt your brain as a “minor puberty” because you know that there are many MANY more to come
More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. MORE GUYS WITH FAT TITS AND THICK BELLIES IN CROP TOPS [I am dragged off stage]
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. MORE GUYS WITH FAT TITS AND THICK BELLIES IN CROP TOPS [I am dragged off stage]
On the inside you're a nice guy, but your new programming forces you to act like a jock bully, forcing nerds to lick your pits and smirking like a douche
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
On the inside you're a nice guy, but your new programming forces you to act like a jock bully, forcing nerds to lick your pits and smirking like a douche
He heads out to the gay bar, the perfect place to get lots of attention. His arrivals are always the same. First, people smell his musk, then they hear the clomp of his oversized feet, then they hear the ground shaking under his weight, then they finally see his body lumber into sight.
The joy in his voice as he asks for extra seats, more space, reinforced bedframes. Taking up space, drawing eyes, filling noses with his scent, even heating up rooms he's in.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He heads out to the gay bar, the perfect place to get lots of attention. His arrivals are always the same. First, people smell his musk, then they hear the clomp of his oversized feet, then they hear the ground shaking under his weight, then they finally see his body lumber into sight.
He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer."
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer."
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Agreeing to let your partner become your owner. Becoming a pet, not a boyfriend. A beast, not a man. Feeling so excited, so warm, so safe as the collar closes around your neck
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Agreeing to let your partner become your owner. Becoming a pet, not a boyfriend. A beast, not a man. Feeling so excited, so warm, so safe as the collar closes around your neck
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the streetcar FINALLY pulls up, grating and sparking along the ground. you clamber on, irritated at the delay, and turn to take a seat
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the streetcar FINALLY pulls up, grating and sparking along the ground. you clamber on, irritated at the delay, and turn to take a seat
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
Megamusclefag Problems: Musk so strong that people are disgusted or turned on all the time
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Megamusclefag Problems: Musk so strong that people are disgusted or turned on all the time
Megamusclefag Problems: Needing a release 8–10 times a day or it starts to happen spontaneously, and someone has to clean up a huge mess
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Megamusclefag Problems: Needing a release 8–10 times a day or it starts to happen spontaneously, and someone has to clean up a huge mess
Who's signing up next?
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who's signing up next?