Raisin grime 💪🏼
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Raisin grime 💪🏼
Sometimes when I’m in the bathroom I’ll use my phone to listen to audio of other people pooping for inspiration
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Sometimes when I’m in the bathroom I’ll use my phone to listen to audio of other people pooping for inspiration
I could teach you…but I’d have to charge
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I could teach you…but I’d have to charge
Grabbing my crotch “yeah i got your org chart right here”
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Grabbing my crotch “yeah i got your org chart right here”
I had a dream my girlfriend left me at the restaurant because I wouldn’t stop doing bits
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I had a dream my girlfriend left me at the restaurant because I wouldn’t stop doing bits
Dr. Ballsuckio
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dr. Ballsuckio
Stupid ass bitch motherfucker
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Stupid ass bitch motherfucker
Presidential diaper
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Presidential diaper
Insert joke here
August 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Insert joke here
For a brief period during the 1980s all the teams of the NFL laid down their pads and formed a fragile alliance. They called it the Pax Montana. During this time is also when cheerleaders were crafted from the primordial ooze.
August 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
For a brief period during the 1980s all the teams of the NFL laid down their pads and formed a fragile alliance. They called it the Pax Montana. During this time is also when cheerleaders were crafted from the primordial ooze.
Standing in the mirror repeating the mantra. Humans are a unique species for our tendency towards altruism. People naturally, almost involuntarily care about one another’s wellbeing. A capitalist society rewards the most selfish and venal human qualities such that our very worst rise to power.
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Standing in the mirror repeating the mantra. Humans are a unique species for our tendency towards altruism. People naturally, almost involuntarily care about one another’s wellbeing. A capitalist society rewards the most selfish and venal human qualities such that our very worst rise to power.
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I don’t suffer fools 😠
or at least, I wouldn’t if I ever met one!! Everyone’s been great so far 😀
or at least, I wouldn’t if I ever met one!! Everyone’s been great so far 😀
May 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t suffer fools 😠
or at least, I wouldn’t if I ever met one!! Everyone’s been great so far 😀
or at least, I wouldn’t if I ever met one!! Everyone’s been great so far 😀
Strap me 2 a freak and shoot me into the sun
July 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Strap me 2 a freak and shoot me into the sun
Dear god n Jesus I don’t need salvation I need lumbar support
June 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dear god n Jesus I don’t need salvation I need lumbar support
Balding Chalamet
May 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Balding Chalamet
Siri google Chinese Bob Costas. Siri google Beijing Winter Olympics Chinese Bob Costas. Siri google Chinese Bob Costas Mandela effect.
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Siri google Chinese Bob Costas. Siri google Beijing Winter Olympics Chinese Bob Costas. Siri google Chinese Bob Costas Mandela effect.
Plaintiffs counsel is on noticed unavailability for the duration of white boy summer and is unable to respond.
May 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Plaintiffs counsel is on noticed unavailability for the duration of white boy summer and is unable to respond.
After years of meditation practice and molding my best self from the marble of raw consciousness, I have this amazing tip to share: simply click the link to my website and enter your credit card information.
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
After years of meditation practice and molding my best self from the marble of raw consciousness, I have this amazing tip to share: simply click the link to my website and enter your credit card information.
I have no mouth and I have a pressing desire to holler
May 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have no mouth and I have a pressing desire to holler
Only top can judge me
May 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Only top can judge me
9 out of 10 doctors agree that I need top
May 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
9 out of 10 doctors agree that I need top
You sucked my battleship!
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You sucked my battleship!
I’m okay. Sorry to hear that though.
I am not okay.
We are not okay.
We are not okay.
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m okay. Sorry to hear that though.