Criminal record, your ex-highness? (etc etc etc)

Ha, yes. I am, of course, already getting the serious replies and the “actually, I think you’ll find” guys have already shown up.

Hehe, yes, that is also true.

Oh happy birthday lovely. What a splendid choice. Absolute belter of a collection.

Insta is just full of weird floating heads and handheld mics telling us the bleeding obvious. I fell down a Heated Rivalry rabbit hole, it's full of very strange people explaining the very easy-to-follow plot and script as if imparting ancient wisdom hidden to humanity until now.

I used to work at the Our Price there and she used to come in occasionally. She was nice. We always kept a copy of her best of collection, which we would not have bothered stocking if she hadn’t have been local! Not sure it sold ever.

Actually gasped out loud. What a find.

Like @davedfb.bsky.social and both of us often say, Ace may as well have a direct debit from me. There’s only very few releases from them I wouldn’t fancy if money grew on trees.

Ooh ta, would have missed that. Excellent haul this week too!

Rex feels like he would have done varsity rugby before turning professional

Jakob, presumably. Azra. Ruaridh. Stella, I think. Did Joy do fashion at university? Justin, possibly. Wasn't Helen at Ag college when John died?

I love him so much.

Oh my, I'm a huge Cave fan and didn't even think of him. Of course.

I think winner is probably Sparks, someone else mentioned them and yes, a stunning late career.