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Redacted King of the Hill
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Too much SimCity 2000
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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This is just silly
Zero results for Epstein in the Epstein Library
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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In line?
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Did he not see the part where the Simpsons character is arrested?
This image is from "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington", the second episode of The Simpsons season 3. The line you've highlighted is part of a sting operation set up by the FBI to catch a corrupt congressman, Bob Arnold. An FBI agent poses as a lobbyist and offers Congressman Arnold a bribe with an absurd proposal: "Congressman, we want to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt's head" There is a picture of an oil derrick coming out of Teddy Roosevelt in Mt Rushmore
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Stephen Miller pouting next to text reading "Always a Bridesmaid Never a Bride"
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Homer Simpson's advice to Bart "it was like that when I got here"
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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He can't even shut up in plaque form.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A promotional photo for the 1984 movie Top Secret! shows actor Val Kilmer in character as Nick Rivers, in a green field, while several black and white cows wearing black boots float in the blue sky above him.
December 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Everyday is Festivus in this administration
Frank Costanza of Seinfeld commencing the Festivus Airing of Grievances with "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!"
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Top Men
Top Men scene from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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He'd say they did, it was just rigged
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Next president moving in...
Bret "The Hitman" Hart complaining about old man stink in Montgomery Burns Mansion
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The fix is in for future conflict

"Who had they end up hugging each other?"
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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the PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we?

By the Editorial Board
Scene from Attack on Titan where Reiner is attacked by his former comrades
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Protestors from Archer s1ep8 chanting "what do we want? unfair! when do we want it? change!"
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Bobby Farrell from Boney M
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Is Ted Cruz now a permanent fixture of the Oval Office?
Trump changing fuel standards 12/3/25
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Shut up. I did it on my phone, okay?
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Consider the President is a replicant breaking down both physically and mentally
A young person mows the White House lawn while President Trump yells: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Drug ships on fire off the coast of LATAM. I stopped eight wars… the best wars… Golden Wars... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Indio, if you run cold?
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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you will be visited by three spirits
Faye, Jet & Spike of Cowboy Bebop
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM