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Former Gov Funded Psyop
Pinned
Consider the President is a replicant breaking down both physically and mentally
Tangential but more people need a good punch in the mouth

Knock the goose-stepping out of them
Having sparred a former Olympic boxer a time or two in my youth, there ain't nothing to put the fear of god in you like getting punched in the mouth by a professional mouth puncher
It's been a while since I really paid any attention to professional boxing.

But this photo is great.

Because it reflects the fear that should be felt by egomanics who feel that "influencer life" is real.

May this nuisance never darken a ring again. Leave the sweet science to professionals.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This was a joke people
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
On this season of The Walking Dead
Trump has a low energy delivery tonight in North Carolina
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
NOBODY wins against tow truck drivers
A tow truck driver who towed an ICE SUV that was blocking a driveway while the agents kidnapped Angelanos back in September was just found NOT GUILTY on the only charge against him (theft of government property).

THAT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR "FUCK YOU; MAKE ME"
Man accused of towing ICE SUV during LA immigration operation found not guilty
A Los Angeles tow truck driver accused of towing a federal SUV during an immigration enforcement operation was found not guilty by a federal jury Friday. Bobby Nuñez, 33, was arrested and charged with...
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Too much SimCity 2000
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"It isn't clear why they were included." Really @apnews.com? REALLY?!?!?
Newly released files from the Justice Department investigation into Jeffrey Epstein include photos of former President Bill Clinton. It isn't clear why they were included. Clinton associated with Epstein in the 1990s and early 2000s, but he's never been accused of wrongdoing by Epstein's accusers.
Photos of Bill Clinton included in newly released Epstein files
Newly released files from the Justice Department investigation into Jeffrey Epstein include several photos of former President Bill Clinton.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by Joe
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Taste the meat and the heat
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is just silly
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
In line?
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Donald Trump Washington National Airport brought to you by Coinbase
i do kind of hope the President starts leaning into this in very confusing ways. the pelicans now play in The Donald J. Trump Smoothie King Center. you're having dinner at The Donald J. Trump Maggiano's Little Italy. welcome to The Donald J. Trump Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Wait.

Is Donald J. Trump dead?
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So it's The Donald J. Trump Memorial?

Do they have something planned?
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don't think Andrew thought this through

"We should take America back for our native population."
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He slices
He dices
He makes julienne fires
Dr Oz on Trump: "He gets taller with time"
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And your boss speaks in Wingdings
Reporter: I was going to ask my questions in Calibri, but since you do not communicate in that anymore—

Rubio: I speak Times New Roman

Reporter: I'm going to ask in Times New Roman instead.
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That doesn't seem very Christian of the self-described Christian
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is Christian Landscaper a euphemism for burns crosses on lawns?
some very funny bios here lol especially the Trump voter who would support Michelle Obama (???) who does work for a Star Wars YouTube channel lmao
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just waiting for the NSC-based drone carrier art work
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Who will they fire from DHS for not stopping a diversity green card program sooner?
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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FTG
Utah Sen. Mike Lee has proposed changes to the Senate appropriations bill that could open the door for the sale of national parks, according to national park advocacy groups.

via @thatsmohrlikeit.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
'Nobody wants this': Senator axes language protecting national parks
A Utah Senator cut an amendment protecting parks in the appropriations bill.
www.sfgate.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He'd complain about the Obama Give Trump Money Act

Or he might spontaneously combust, who knows
Q: “These Obamacare subsidies are expiring now in a matter of just a few days. More than 20 million Americans are now bracing for their premiums to skyrocket. Are you going to let this happen, or will you intervene?”

Trump: “They will skyrocket because it was never any good.”
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Didn't see Hunger Games coming
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All of them
i need someone to pay me to go back through all their big two week claims and see how few of them actually materialized
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
# TesticalUpCharge
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM