Joe Barton
@joebarton.bsky.social
Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #Amadeus #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
Clever bit of promo this, letting Man Utd ‘hijack’ all the points
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Clever bit of promo this, letting Man Utd ‘hijack’ all the points
Black Doves series 3
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Black Doves series 3
The one off Spurs shirt is lush tho
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The one off Spurs shirt is lush tho
I’m voting for yourself, Gru
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I’m voting for yourself, Gru
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
These big photo walls they’ve got up at the Bournemouth stadium are, I’m sorry to say, extremely déclassé. They are gauche.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
These big photo walls they’ve got up at the Bournemouth stadium are, I’m sorry to say, extremely déclassé. They are gauche.
Not even been there a day and he’s already got a Palace tattoo. You’ve got to admire that from the lad
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Not even been there a day and he’s already got a Palace tattoo. You’ve got to admire that from the lad
Parents got me a book of inspirational art quotes by noted sexual abuser Neil Gaiman
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Parents got me a book of inspirational art quotes by noted sexual abuser Neil Gaiman
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna start mining Arrakis for spice
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna start mining Arrakis for spice
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna start mining Arrakis for spice
He’s checking it twice
He’s gonna start mining Arrakis for spice
Christmas isn’t it
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Christmas isn’t it
Ep1 9pm tonight on Sky Atlantic! All episodes available to stream on NOWtv!
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ep1 9pm tonight on Sky Atlantic! All episodes available to stream on NOWtv!
That’s every day, you little shit
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That’s every day, you little shit
Jay Lycurgo BIFA winner! Jay takes on my spurs season ticket when I can’t make it. No one deserves to experience a win more
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jay Lycurgo BIFA winner! Jay takes on my spurs season ticket when I can’t make it. No one deserves to experience a win more
Well that clears that up
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Well that clears that up
Arsenal women as boring to watch as the men 👍
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Arsenal women as boring to watch as the men 👍
I fucking hated him
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I fucking hated him