Joe Barton
@joebarton.bsky.social
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Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
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First shot of celebrity traitors is just Alan Carr covered in blood screaming
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I do a film and TV podcast with my pal @willcollins.bsky.social where we take something topical and do a top three procrastinating on mic. It's hard to promote it since the death of social media. But it's worth a shot signal boosting here again. Have a listen. linktr.ee/screenplaypod
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Standing room only for Saville’s funeral I’m just saying
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York Viking Museum is dominating the conversation. It’s sucking up the cultural oxygen. What has Leeds got? Last I checked it has nothing. Certainly not its own Viking Museum or similar historical Nordic education centre
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Never had much time for the city of Leeds. If you’re in that part of the world you’re visiting the York Viking Museum and then getting the HELL out
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When your girlfriend is listening to some good voice notes but also doing stuff around the house so you have to follow her room-to-room to make sure you don't miss any of the plot points
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Turned down a big Hollywood remake and now my son’s film studies course is studying the original, denying me the chance to finally achieve my ultimate professional goal (mildly impressing my child’s teacher)
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You may continue to bask in your half-a-decade-old domestic cup glory my friend, I’m honestly glad it makes you happy x
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Whatever helps you get through the day mate! Warra trophy for the Arsenal
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Or, indeed, any cups!
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I hope they get some northern lights sightings at least!
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Okay you’re not going to believe this…
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Just googling ‘Arsenal men’s team European trophies’ hold on
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As with many things, Jack is right
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They do say the sign of a good team is scraping undeserved draws against inferior opposition
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The Ottoman/Prussian pact of 1883
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Woltemade scoring is particularly impressive when you consider the terrible flashbacks of being felled and dragged from the forest he suffers whenever an Arsenal player calls for Jurrien Timber
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But, like, ‘digitally’
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Still somehow having to drop everything and fly to Budapest because Tilly Norward is screaming at the director in the makeup trailer again
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Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.

(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)