Joe Barton
@joebarton.bsky.social
Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #Amadeus #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
Imagine surviving the apocalypse only to be hunted down by boat and harvested for your delicious piss by this Jesus army mother fucker
Bear Grylls: ‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’
Bear Grylls: ‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’
The adventurer on his family’s escape vessel, his crush on the Princess of Wales, and a disgusting toenail habit
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Imagine surviving the apocalypse only to be hunted down by boat and harvested for your delicious piss by this Jesus army mother fucker
Black Doves series 3
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Black Doves series 3
Needs to use that dagger to trim those facken sideburns 🤪🤟👻
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Needs to use that dagger to trim those facken sideburns 🤪🤟👻
Found it quite strange that 50,000 people going apoplectic every time Vicario took a few extra seconds to make a pass yesterday didn't seem to help the team relax
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Found it quite strange that 50,000 people going apoplectic every time Vicario took a few extra seconds to make a pass yesterday didn't seem to help the team relax
It could be worse
I’m Ann Lee, and this is my testament about the mind-scramble of sharing your name with a movie character
I’m Ann Lee, and this is my testament about the mind-scramble of sharing your name with a movie character
From amused texts to awkward introductions, the run-up to the release of awards-tipped Shaker biopic The Testament of Ann Lee has been a strange experience
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
It could be worse
The latest David Attenborough documentary ‘Kingdom’ is an absolute fucking bloodbath
January 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The latest David Attenborough documentary ‘Kingdom’ is an absolute fucking bloodbath
Frustrating to have to watch 90 minutes of football to get to the punch up
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Frustrating to have to watch 90 minutes of football to get to the punch up
We should buy a Labrador and call it Draw, just to try and improve things
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We should buy a Labrador and call it Draw, just to try and improve things
The one off Spurs shirt is lush tho
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The one off Spurs shirt is lush tho
Fiona you are absolutely mad as a goose
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Fiona you are absolutely mad as a goose
“My son’s a worthless piece of shit and so am I”
Father of ICE agent who shot Renee Good breaks silence over killing
Father of ICE agent who shot Renee Good breaks silence over killing
Father of ICE agent who shot Renee Good breaks silence over killing
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“My son’s a worthless piece of shit and so am I”
Martinelli, what a scum bag
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Martinelli, what a scum bag
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Stephen about to live a gay man's greatest dream of watching the ultimate motherquake #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Stephen about to live a gay man's greatest dream of watching the ultimate motherquake #TheTraitors
SOMEONE GIVE REECE A HUG
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
SOMEONE GIVE REECE A HUG
Prisons up and down the country must be full of innocent people that Amanda has put away
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Prisons up and down the country must be full of innocent people that Amanda has put away
I’m voting for yourself, Gru
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I’m voting for yourself, Gru
Know this is not a huge revelation but I had a look at The Sun's coverage of the Minneapolis ICE murder and that fucking rag and all the others like it are going to do everything they can to try and help what's happening in America happen here
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Know this is not a huge revelation but I had a look at The Sun's coverage of the Minneapolis ICE murder and that fucking rag and all the others like it are going to do everything they can to try and help what's happening in America happen here
Thomas Frank has been photographed kissing Sol Campbell gently on the face and whispering that he is his “moon and his stars”. You have to say this is another easily avoidable, if undeniably touching, gaff from the beleaguered manager which will do nothing to win over frustrated Tottenham fans
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Thomas Frank has been photographed kissing Sol Campbell gently on the face and whispering that he is his “moon and his stars”. You have to say this is another easily avoidable, if undeniably touching, gaff from the beleaguered manager which will do nothing to win over frustrated Tottenham fans
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
TFW you’ve just tried to take a throw in and dropped the ball on your head
Finally home. 1st half good. 2nd half a welcome return to mediocrity. Got into a row with a Sunderland fan sitting in our end for calling Richarlison a poof. Had a McDonald’s in Victoria station, an unmatched culinary experience. And with that the Christmas holiday window slams shut. Rest now Santa
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Finally home. 1st half good. 2nd half a welcome return to mediocrity. Got into a row with a Sunderland fan sitting in our end for calling Richarlison a poof. Had a McDonald’s in Victoria station, an unmatched culinary experience. And with that the Christmas holiday window slams shut. Rest now Santa
Doing a 4+ hour round trip on a hangover to watch Tottenham Hotspur play war crimes football in the freezing cold against Sunderland because I hate to be happy. I despise the feeling of joy.
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Doing a 4+ hour round trip on a hangover to watch Tottenham Hotspur play war crimes football in the freezing cold against Sunderland because I hate to be happy. I despise the feeling of joy.
These big photo walls they’ve got up at the Bournemouth stadium are, I’m sorry to say, extremely déclassé. They are gauche.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
These big photo walls they’ve got up at the Bournemouth stadium are, I’m sorry to say, extremely déclassé. They are gauche.