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FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
June 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
June 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
May 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
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History Of Spring Break In The U.S.
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March 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
History Of Spring Break In The U.S.
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Monday PM winter storm update on @cardinalnews.org.
TL;DR: Snow changing to icy mix across SW/S'side Va on Tuesday, 1-4 inches snow most places south of US460 corridor (Bburg/Cburg-Roanoke-Lynchburg) with 4+ to north. Ice could be damaging for some by Tues PM. cardinalnews.org/2025/02/10/t...
TL;DR: Snow changing to icy mix across SW/S'side Va on Tuesday, 1-4 inches snow most places south of US460 corridor (Bburg/Cburg-Roanoke-Lynchburg) with 4+ to north. Ice could be damaging for some by Tues PM. cardinalnews.org/2025/02/10/t...
Tuesday winter storm may bear icy, snowy resemblance to early January
Snow, sleet, and freezing rain are expected to cover most of Virginia on Tuesday, with slick roads and power outages likely to develop.
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February 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Monday PM winter storm update on @cardinalnews.org.
TL;DR: Snow changing to icy mix across SW/S'side Va on Tuesday, 1-4 inches snow most places south of US460 corridor (Bburg/Cburg-Roanoke-Lynchburg) with 4+ to north. Ice could be damaging for some by Tues PM. cardinalnews.org/2025/02/10/t...
TL;DR: Snow changing to icy mix across SW/S'side Va on Tuesday, 1-4 inches snow most places south of US460 corridor (Bburg/Cburg-Roanoke-Lynchburg) with 4+ to north. Ice could be damaging for some by Tues PM. cardinalnews.org/2025/02/10/t...
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Latest update on Tuesday winter storm in @cardinalnews.org: cardinalnews.org/2025/02/09/w...
Winter storm watches issued for Tuesday snow and ice
Variable factors could still raise or lower snowfall amounts especially in a stripe across Cardinal News’ Southwest and Southside coverage area.
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February 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Latest update on Tuesday winter storm in @cardinalnews.org: cardinalnews.org/2025/02/09/w...
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Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...
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Potential to "freshen up the snowpack" (or sleetpack) for much of Virginia still white-covered with little melting after the Sun-Mon winter storm as a light-moderate snowfall appears likely Fri PM-Sat AM. In this week's @cardinalnews.org weather column: cardinalnews.org/2025/01/08/w...
Winter being winter: Another snow chance for Virginia this weekend
Snow appears likely Friday night and Saturday on the heels of this past weekend’s icy mix.
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January 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Potential to "freshen up the snowpack" (or sleetpack) for much of Virginia still white-covered with little melting after the Sun-Mon winter storm as a light-moderate snowfall appears likely Fri PM-Sat AM. In this week's @cardinalnews.org weather column: cardinalnews.org/2025/01/08/w...
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Tonight's schedule is STACKED. 📚
Who do you have coming out with the W?
(via @PR_NHL)
Who do you have coming out with the W?
(via @PR_NHL)
January 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tonight's schedule is STACKED. 📚
Who do you have coming out with the W?
(via @PR_NHL)
Who do you have coming out with the W?
(via @PR_NHL)
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As expected, there are many thousands without power this morning in Va, near 40,000 utility customers at 7:30am. Sleet mixing in some areas kept it from being worse, but bad enough. Franklin County with over 9,000 leads the pack.
Virginia Power Outages Map, Jan 2025
Virginia has 45,464 outages out of 4,013,327 total customers, as of 2025-01-06 07:21:22 AM ET.
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January 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
As expected, there are many thousands without power this morning in Va, near 40,000 utility customers at 7:30am. Sleet mixing in some areas kept it from being worse, but bad enough. Franklin County with over 9,000 leads the pack.
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Duracell Removes Frosting, Sprinkles To Discourage Kids From Eating Batteries
Duracell Removes Frosting, Sprinkles To Discourage Kids From Eating Batteries
CHICAGO—Acknowledging that candy-coated batteries were an iconic part of the brand’s legacy, Duracell announced Thursday that it would be removing frosting and sprinkles from its manufacturing process...
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January 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Duracell Removes Frosting, Sprinkles To Discourage Kids From Eating Batteries
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Sun PM-Mon expected to be neither a big snow nor a minor marginal ice to rain event in SW/S'side Va, but something in between. Snow to sleet to ice for most with under 2 inches total accumulation, but travel troubles with 20s temps. 3 days out so shifts in expectations possible.
January 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sun PM-Mon expected to be neither a big snow nor a minor marginal ice to rain event in SW/S'side Va, but something in between. Snow to sleet to ice for most with under 2 inches total accumulation, but travel troubles with 20s temps. 3 days out so shifts in expectations possible.
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Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife
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December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife
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Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
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December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
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Hi there! We're Cardinal News. A non-profit, non-partisan, independent news organization serving Southwest and Southside Virginia. Our team of dedicated reporters is always working to deliver the most up-to-date, hard-hitting stories to the communities we serve.
December 16, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Hi there! We're Cardinal News. A non-profit, non-partisan, independent news organization serving Southwest and Southside Virginia. Our team of dedicated reporters is always working to deliver the most up-to-date, hard-hitting stories to the communities we serve.
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The red bird is flying in the Bluesky now. ... Very blessed to have had @cardinalnews.org as a new home for my 19-year weekly weather column in 2022 when I ended my 34-year newspaper career, 23 of those at The Roanoke Times.
Hi there! We're Cardinal News. A non-profit, non-partisan, independent news organization serving Southwest and Southside Virginia. Our team of dedicated reporters is always working to deliver the most up-to-date, hard-hitting stories to the communities we serve.
December 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
The red bird is flying in the Bluesky now. ... Very blessed to have had @cardinalnews.org as a new home for my 19-year weekly weather column in 2022 when I ended my 34-year newspaper career, 23 of those at The Roanoke Times.
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Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients
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December 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients
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Are you still thinking about Charlie Lindgren's paddle save from last night? Because we are... 😮
December 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Are you still thinking about Charlie Lindgren's paddle save from last night? Because we are... 😮
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Woke up this morning asking the important questions…
December 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Woke up this morning asking the important questions…
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🌹 This weekend, the Grateful Dead will be honored at the Kennedy Center. Join in the celebration by listening to one of the 17,000 #GratefulDead concert recordings preserved at the Internet Archive: blog.archive.org/2024/12/05/c...
What's the most popular recording? 👇
What's the most popular recording? 👇
December 5, 2024 at 8:48 PM
🌹 This weekend, the Grateful Dead will be honored at the Kennedy Center. Join in the celebration by listening to one of the 17,000 #GratefulDead concert recordings preserved at the Internet Archive: blog.archive.org/2024/12/05/c...
What's the most popular recording? 👇
What's the most popular recording? 👇
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Juana received your silver dollar.
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December 5, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Juana received your silver dollar.
#WildatHeart
#WildatHeart
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December 2, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
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Pardons Granted by President Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
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December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
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See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb