Joe Buonfiglio
@joebuonfiglio.bsky.social
Author & Literary Absurdist. Karma Extractor: On-Call Nihilist Evacuations.... Sure I have OCD; but man, do my toilets shine! ... ©+All Rights Reserved.
https://www.JoeBuonfiglio.com
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The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
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You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The world has become an #absurd place. Own it; embrace the #madness with my #dystopian #absurdist #fiction #dark #humor #books. Get your #weird on and pick one up today!
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
You know.
Before you wind up having to burn them for fuel.
BUY HERE on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-B...
Hey, Trump Administration folks doing King Pedo's corrupt bidding every single time...
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey, Trump Administration folks doing King Pedo's corrupt bidding every single time...
Ever wake up gin-soaked and dressed as a circus clown on the floor of a sleazy motel with a naked corpse in the tub?
No?
Oh.
...
...
...
Well, welcome to my world.
** #FridayVibes on MY #FridayNight.
No?
Oh.
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...
Well, welcome to my world.
** #FridayVibes on MY #FridayNight.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ever wake up gin-soaked and dressed as a circus clown on the floor of a sleazy motel with a naked corpse in the tub?
No?
Oh.
...
...
...
Well, welcome to my world.
** #FridayVibes on MY #FridayNight.
No?
Oh.
...
...
...
Well, welcome to my world.
** #FridayVibes on MY #FridayNight.
No more pennies being minted?! THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTI-- Wait. We still use pennies?
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No more pennies being minted?! THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTI-- Wait. We still use pennies?
Teflon Don; bringing our nation's democracy to its knees one MAGA-blessed act of corruption after another.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Teflon Don; bringing our nation's democracy to its knees one MAGA-blessed act of corruption after another.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Don't talk to me about "real horror" until you've lived through a visit to the Port Authority bus terminal men's room at three in the morning.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Don't talk to me about "real horror" until you've lived through a visit to the Port Authority bus terminal men's room at three in the morning.
And here ... we ... go.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And here ... we ... go.
What a freakin' fiasco! In my opinion, the Dems have now lost all the crucial young people and Independents they gained in the last election just about a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What a freakin' fiasco! In my opinion, the Dems have now lost all the crucial young people and Independents they gained in the last election just about a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
Schumer's got to go.
#DemsCave
The Dems' weakness has killed their own strength and reinvigorated Trump's lawless, corrupt power unto a fascist state.
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Dems' weakness has killed their own strength and reinvigorated Trump's lawless, corrupt power unto a fascist state.
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
In my opinion, the Dems just lost all the crucial young people they gained in the election just a week ago. Chuck Schumer couldn't whip his way out of a paper bag.
#DemsCave
Are they doing it to us?
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Are they doing it to us?
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
... Or are we doing it to ourselves?
Welcome to America: land of the willfully propagandized and shamefully complicit.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's funny 'cause it's true.
MY THOUGHTS AT TWO IN THE MORNING:
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MY THOUGHTS AT TWO IN THE MORNING:
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
Why hasn't the inventor of chili cheese fries won the Nobel Prize yet?
ABSURDISM 101™: Abe realized that a house divided against itself meant jack shit the moment the three-headed llama emerged from the Higgs boson field.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ABSURDISM 101™: Abe realized that a house divided against itself meant jack shit the moment the three-headed llama emerged from the Higgs boson field.
Happy National Doughnut Day to all who celebrate!
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy National Doughnut Day to all who celebrate!
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
... And if you don't celebrate, #WTF?
#NationalDoughnutDay #DoughnutDay #DonutDay #NationalDonutDay
ME (on the campaign trail): "... And as your senator, I will end the scourge of decadence known in infamy as 'pumpkin threesomes'!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ME (on the campaign trail): "... And as your senator, I will end the scourge of decadence known in infamy as 'pumpkin threesomes'!"
The rust on my old car I'm not a fan of.
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The rust on my old car I'm not a fan of.
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
The rust on the trees outside of my window today is another story.
#fall
#autumn
#AutumnVibes
To all my fellow dystopian sci-fi borderline Bizarro absurdist dark-humor authors and the rest of you crazy kids (AKA writers) out there:
Happy National Author's Day!
#NationalAuthorsDay
#Authors
#Writers
Happy National Author's Day!
#NationalAuthorsDay
#Authors
#Writers
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
To all my fellow dystopian sci-fi borderline Bizarro absurdist dark-humor authors and the rest of you crazy kids (AKA writers) out there:
Happy National Author's Day!
#NationalAuthorsDay
#Authors
#Writers
Happy National Author's Day!
#NationalAuthorsDay
#Authors
#Writers
Calm the fuck down, November; we get it. You've been patiently waiting for your turn. But Jesus, let a guy finish his candy corn before you jump his shit, will ya'?!
#NovemberIssue
#November
#NovemberIssue
#November
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Calm the fuck down, November; we get it. You've been patiently waiting for your turn. But Jesus, let a guy finish his candy corn before you jump his shit, will ya'?!
#NovemberIssue
#November
#NovemberIssue
#November
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