JOEdePHX 🦩
@joedephx.bsky.social
Yacht Rock, love, the ocean, and Yacht Rock songs about making love by the ocean
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Donald let Donald Trump bombing #Venezuela distract you from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Donald let Donald Trump bombing #Venezuela distract you from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“Unreachable ball”
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Unreachable ball”
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Alright so after the first 4 years of #MAGA, and then the last 10 months, from what I can understand, this is how it works:
1. Take literally anything that has been working successfully for 80-100 years
2. Remove 100% of its funding
CONT…
1. Take literally anything that has been working successfully for 80-100 years
2. Remove 100% of its funding
CONT…
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Alright so after the first 4 years of #MAGA, and then the last 10 months, from what I can understand, this is how it works:
1. Take literally anything that has been working successfully for 80-100 years
2. Remove 100% of its funding
CONT…
1. Take literally anything that has been working successfully for 80-100 years
2. Remove 100% of its funding
CONT…
The reason country musicians are always singing about the dirt roads in their small town is because their small town has voted conservative for 250 years and still can’t afford to pave anything yet.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The reason country musicians are always singing about the dirt roads in their small town is because their small town has voted conservative for 250 years and still can’t afford to pave anything yet.
I just don’t understand why Disney is dead set on killing Tron and Star Wars.
Why not make good decisions instead?
Why not make good decisions instead?
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.
For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
October 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I just don’t understand why Disney is dead set on killing Tron and Star Wars.
Why not make good decisions instead?
Why not make good decisions instead?
Welp. My generation did it.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
September 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Welp. My generation did it.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Don’t let all this Handmaids Tale shit distract you from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile and the people who support him are fascist Nazis who will exterminate people the very second they have the opportunity.
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Don’t let all this Handmaids Tale shit distract you from the fact that Donald Trump is a pedophile and the people who support him are fascist Nazis who will exterminate people the very second they have the opportunity.
College football is weird.
Some dude will be bragging about how his team is number 1, and then you’ll find out:
1. He never went to that college
2. The college paid 1 million dollars to Ballsack Community College to beat them 73-3 because they knew it would be an easy game.
Some dude will be bragging about how his team is number 1, and then you’ll find out:
1. He never went to that college
2. The college paid 1 million dollars to Ballsack Community College to beat them 73-3 because they knew it would be an easy game.
September 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
College football is weird.
Some dude will be bragging about how his team is number 1, and then you’ll find out:
1. He never went to that college
2. The college paid 1 million dollars to Ballsack Community College to beat them 73-3 because they knew it would be an easy game.
Some dude will be bragging about how his team is number 1, and then you’ll find out:
1. He never went to that college
2. The college paid 1 million dollars to Ballsack Community College to beat them 73-3 because they knew it would be an easy game.
Airline: Your flight is canceled
Me: boo!
Airline: But we already rebooked you.
Me: Yay!
Airline: But you’re not in the same seat.
Me: boo!
Airline: But the new seat is also a window seat.
Me: Yay!
Airline: It’s right next to the bathroom.
Me: FUCK YOU!!!
Me: boo!
Airline: But we already rebooked you.
Me: Yay!
Airline: But you’re not in the same seat.
Me: boo!
Airline: But the new seat is also a window seat.
Me: Yay!
Airline: It’s right next to the bathroom.
Me: FUCK YOU!!!
August 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Airline: Your flight is canceled
Me: boo!
Airline: But we already rebooked you.
Me: Yay!
Airline: But you’re not in the same seat.
Me: boo!
Airline: But the new seat is also a window seat.
Me: Yay!
Airline: It’s right next to the bathroom.
Me: FUCK YOU!!!
Me: boo!
Airline: But we already rebooked you.
Me: Yay!
Airline: But you’re not in the same seat.
Me: boo!
Airline: But the new seat is also a window seat.
Me: Yay!
Airline: It’s right next to the bathroom.
Me: FUCK YOU!!!
Who else is going to get high and watch Happy Gilmore 2 tonight?
All of us, right?
All of us, right?
July 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Who else is going to get high and watch Happy Gilmore 2 tonight?
All of us, right?
All of us, right?
It’s ok, @cbsnews.com, I totally understand canceling things for financial reasons. 👍🏼 #Colbert
July 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s ok, @cbsnews.com, I totally understand canceling things for financial reasons. 👍🏼 #Colbert
If I had the following options on every single #SocialMedia platform, I’d be SO happy:
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If I had the following options on every single #SocialMedia platform, I’d be SO happy:
July 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Patrick Agyemang is absolutely useless.
How a man can spend 100% of a game standing behind his defender and make all his runs the wrong direction is absolute insanity.
Who picked this dude for the #USMNT?
How a man can spend 100% of a game standing behind his defender and make all his runs the wrong direction is absolute insanity.
Who picked this dude for the #USMNT?
July 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Patrick Agyemang is absolutely useless.
How a man can spend 100% of a game standing behind his defender and make all his runs the wrong direction is absolute insanity.
Who picked this dude for the #USMNT?
How a man can spend 100% of a game standing behind his defender and make all his runs the wrong direction is absolute insanity.
Who picked this dude for the #USMNT?
Oasis just took the stage.
The world (other than America) is healing.
The world (other than America) is healing.
July 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oasis just took the stage.
The world (other than America) is healing.
The world (other than America) is healing.
Me: *Has a headache*
Me: *Tries to take some Tylenol*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in and gives bottle a shake*
Me: *Tries to take some Tylenol*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in and gives bottle a shake*
June 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me: *Has a headache*
Me: *Tries to take some Tylenol*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in and gives bottle a shake*
Me: *Tries to take some Tylenol*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in*
Bottle: Silica gel packet
Me: No. Tylenol. *puts silica gel packet back in and gives bottle a shake*
I have no doubt in my mind at this point, that if a group of zombies was walking through the streets right now, all the NRA/2nd Amendment people would all be on social media justifying why it’s a GOOD thing that they are biting everyone and transforming them into an unstoppable horde of the undead.
June 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have no doubt in my mind at this point, that if a group of zombies was walking through the streets right now, all the NRA/2nd Amendment people would all be on social media justifying why it’s a GOOD thing that they are biting everyone and transforming them into an unstoppable horde of the undead.
Me: This can’t be the same body that played soccer for 21 years.
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
May 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Me: This can’t be the same body that played soccer for 21 years.
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
Her: I’ve been reading a lot lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
May 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Her: I’ve been reading a lot lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
Every single cooking video from an Asian country starts with them pouring a bowl of eggs onto a hibachi.
Every. Single. One.
Every. Single. One.
May 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every single cooking video from an Asian country starts with them pouring a bowl of eggs onto a hibachi.
Every. Single. One.
Every. Single. One.