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JOEdePHX 🦩
@joedephx.bsky.social
Yacht Rock, love, the ocean, and Yacht Rock songs about making love by the ocean

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Enjoy your MAGA hamberders, losers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No one wants this.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ESPN scrambles to broadcast ESPN on ESPN.
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Lost to the Warriors last night.
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
3. When it fails, find a new partner

4. New partner provides 20% of the service at 3x the cost.

5. SUCCESS?

Do I have that right?
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You are absolutely useless.
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I have this.

Still trying to figure out how to get a frame for it. 😂
September 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A box of frozen Eggos, left out on the counter for hours.

The most beautiful eggos, believe me tremendous.
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bankrupt her.
July 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM