Garf Lasang
@joehuiras.bsky.social
Loves orange cats, hates orange man
Ich lerne Deutsch.
he/him
Ich lerne Deutsch.
he/him
So glad my cats keep clean by licking themselves, cause I wouldn't want to have to do that to them
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
So glad my cats keep clean by licking themselves, cause I wouldn't want to have to do that to them
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My best friend's niece, Daphné, has terminal brain cancer. We created this gofundme to help the parents raise money to be able to spend as much as the time she has remaining with them. Please consider donating if you can. Every little bit helps
gofund.me/5ce959c72
gofund.me/5ce959c72
Donate to Help Daphné's parents be there for her, organized by Cindy Rivet
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Daphné is 7 years old. She loves unicorns, princesses … Cindy Rivet needs your support for Help Daphné's parents be there for her
gofund.me
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My best friend's niece, Daphné, has terminal brain cancer. We created this gofundme to help the parents raise money to be able to spend as much as the time she has remaining with them. Please consider donating if you can. Every little bit helps
gofund.me/5ce959c72
gofund.me/5ce959c72
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"look for the hamburger helpers" - Mr hamburger rogers
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"look for the hamburger helpers" - Mr hamburger rogers
me (first day in a street gang): are swearsies ok?
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
me (first day in a street gang): are swearsies ok?
no ive never had a threesome but i have had a fearsome . i was so afraid ...
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
no ive never had a threesome but i have had a fearsome . i was so afraid ...
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
Did Scott Adams finally eat the dilburito
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Did Scott Adams finally eat the dilburito
me (first day in a street gang): do you still well still be friends when the summers over?
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
me (first day in a street gang): do you still well still be friends when the summers over?
Imagine my chagrin when I committed the faux pas of saying I'm an "OG gangster" right in front of all my homies.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Imagine my chagrin when I committed the faux pas of saying I'm an "OG gangster" right in front of all my homies.
Me: so im a bit of an egalitarian
Her: oh cool so you'll want to split the check?
Me: no, waiter bring me one roast eagle
Her: oh cool so you'll want to split the check?
Me: no, waiter bring me one roast eagle
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Me: so im a bit of an egalitarian
Her: oh cool so you'll want to split the check?
Me: no, waiter bring me one roast eagle
Her: oh cool so you'll want to split the check?
Me: no, waiter bring me one roast eagle
Would genuinely be hilarious if conservatives go all in on honoring the Dilbert guy the way they did Kirk - rename the Washington monument the Dilbert monument, add Dilbert to the Trump Kennedy center, etc who tf cares anymore.
January 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Would genuinely be hilarious if conservatives go all in on honoring the Dilbert guy the way they did Kirk - rename the Washington monument the Dilbert monument, add Dilbert to the Trump Kennedy center, etc who tf cares anymore.
WAIT someone tell Scott Adams maybe its not too late if he injects bleach lol
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
WAIT someone tell Scott Adams maybe its not too late if he injects bleach lol
babe you know i can't have sex without my sex feather
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
babe you know i can't have sex without my sex feather
A sneeze is just a wish your nose makes
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
A sneeze is just a wish your nose makes
Never met an ice agent who wasn't constantly slipping and falling while Hannah Barbara sound effects play
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Never met an ice agent who wasn't constantly slipping and falling while Hannah Barbara sound effects play
"look for the hamburger helpers" - Mr hamburger rogers
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"look for the hamburger helpers" - Mr hamburger rogers
In the long line of great escape movies The Great Escape has to be one of them.
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
In the long line of great escape movies The Great Escape has to be one of them.
Any flashlight can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Any flashlight can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough
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God gives his gayest thoughts to his straightest soldiers
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
God gives his gayest thoughts to his straightest soldiers
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🎵 "good morning good morning, we stayed up the whole night through" 🎵
yeah we know what you were doing. Movie should have been called SWINGING in the rain
yeah we know what you were doing. Movie should have been called SWINGING in the rain
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🎵 "good morning good morning, we stayed up the whole night through" 🎵
yeah we know what you were doing. Movie should have been called SWINGING in the rain
yeah we know what you were doing. Movie should have been called SWINGING in the rain
People in 200 years: "erm heated rivalries was a 2025 show about two hockey players who were ...just roommates"
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
People in 200 years: "erm heated rivalries was a 2025 show about two hockey players who were ...just roommates"
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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i forgor what i was gonna say
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i forgor what i was gonna say