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Joel Cunningham
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writing, editing, existential dread
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Movies: Now more than ever #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
screenshot of my Letterboxd last four watched showing posters for Young Hearts (4 stars), Smooth Talk (4 stars), The Incredible Shrinking Man (4 stars), There Will Be Blood (5 stars)
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Thanks, I have been wanting to watch this, but what exactly am I considering it for?
screenshot of email subject line: WGA | FYC : Lionsgate invites you to view The Housemaid | Digital Screener
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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The photo from the quoted post (protesters in MN with a waving Fuck Ice flag centered above them) is the lock screen on my iPhone. YES I do need to charge my battery (36%)
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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reddit screenshot: You wake up in 2035. What's the one thing you'd google?
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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screenshot of reddit posts: 1: how do you view people who smoke weed? - BerriezNCherriez 2: in the mirror - SameUnderstanding313
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Cinephile Christmas came late!
The HBO Max landing page for the movie Margaret: Extended Version (2012) with a running time of 3 hours and 7 minutes.
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Me if you care
A photo of a small snowman with a comically grumpy expression, his stick arms thrown wide in exasperation. There are trees and a lamppost in the background and a vintage apartment building is visible behind them
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Gift certificate idea for me
A storefront sign that reads “Internet & coffee”
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Well that’s a bit on the nose
A storefront for the World Justice Project but it’s closed and for rent
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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ha ha ha no
screenshot of linkedin email: Joel, Your Year in Review Is Here
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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What is a nun if not a novice influencer, how else would they ever recruit new nuns
screenshot of article text: But as she takes a newly reinstalled stair lift up the convent's precipitous spiral staircase, Sister Bernadette remarks that becoming novice influencers has been a steep learning curve. Not least because the volunteers helping the sisters are in disagreement over how to do social media.
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Craziest thing I've seen all day
Street Fighter character poster for Vega, who is wearing a purple martial arts uniform with a three bladed claw on one arm pointed toward the viewer, and a white mask that covers his face. Background texts gives the 2026 release date and indicates the character is played by queer indie country icon Orville Peck, like...what
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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What do you think the text message says
Quora Answers screenshot: My husband gets a text message every day at 5:00 and he holds his phone as if he’s waiting on the text message and he then deletes it. Whenever I ask who texting him every day around that time and he becomes offensive and argumentative. My question is my husband cheating on me?
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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(There was a time in the early '90s where I wanted nothing more than a clear version of this phone and I got it and it was the best thing ever.)
a see through landline phone from the '90s
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future After months of warning voters against Zohran Mamdani, President Trump said he found common ground with the mayor-elect in an Oval Office meeting.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Someone is walking around the office whistling like Darryl Hannah in Kill Bill.

Probably fine
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Disappointed Tor didn't use my review of Leech on the cover.
screenshot of a 5-star goodreads review of Leech that reads "YUCK in a good way"
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Great pics! Here's one I captured with a long exposure on my iPhone 17 Pro.
spock from star trek the motion picture from that part where he flies through v'ger for 45 minutes while trippy lights flash on the screen
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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According to Google I'm one of the top six most notable Joel Cunninghams on the internet 🤗
screenshot of a google results page for the search "joel cunningham: with an AI answer that reads: "Joel Cunningham" is a common name shared by several notable individuals in different fields. Prominent people with this name include a retired judge and mediator, a professional footballer, an artist, a lawyer specializing in personal injury and disability, and a former cannabis oil dealer known for his legal case. Notable Individuals Named Joel Cunningham • Hon. Joel C. Cunningham (Ret.): A retired judge in Virginia who now serves as a neutral for The McCammon Group, providing services such as mediation and arbitration. • Joel Cunningham (footballer): A Jamaican professional footballer (born August 21, 1996) who plays as a defender for Arnett Gardens in the Jamaica Premier League and has represented the Jamaican national team at the under-20 level. He has also played college soccer for Howard University and professionally in Iceland. • Joel Cunningham (UK legal case): A man from Leeds, UK, who was involved in a high-profile legal case for selling cannabis oil and magic mushrooms, which he claimed could help treat serious medical conditions like cancer. He was initially given a suspended sentence but had it increased to four years in prison following a Court of Appeal ruling. • Joel Cunningham (artist): An Australian artist living and working in Sydney, known for his mixed-media paintings and sculptures, with a style influenced by tribal art, cubism, and graffiti. • Joel Cunningham (US lawyer): An attorney with over 30 years of experience who practices social security disability and personal injury law in Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee, and Maryland. • Joel Cunningham (editor): An experienced editorial professional who has held roles at companies like Barnes & Noble and is currently a Deputy Editor at Lifehacker.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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TWO TIMES I thought this said "marijuana sauce."
email from NYT Wirecutter with the subject line "41 jars of marinara sauce later..."
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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OK, I'm buying a copy of the Post today
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Pleased I won’t need to memorialize this t-shirt just yet
Me wearing an orange t shirt with ZOHRAN written in the Zabars font
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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About 20 years ago Bath & Body Works had a 3-in-1 body wash that smelled like lemon sweet tea.

I still think of that sometimes
Bottle of Iced Tea Twist 3-in-1 body wash. It’s gold brown with an illustration of a glass of tea with sugar and a spell of lemon rind
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Night of the Comet>A Nightmare on Elm Street>Freddy's Dead>New Nightmare (complimentary)
my last 4 watched: Night of the Comet (4 stars), New Nightmare (3 1/2 stars), A Nightmare on Elmstreet (4 1/2 stars), Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (3 1/2 stars)
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Theory: He is a deeply awkward man
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM