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Good Joel
@joelsoda.bsky.social
Inventor of cursive numbers, creator of Night Hour, Day Hour. I eat Grape-Nuts.
Pinned
What makes a good shirt?
One that covers the upper half of your body
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Women am I right!?
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My shadow has the craziest walk
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When your newborn gets a Trump account
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
After getting the flu shot at Safeway the doctor recommended I shop for fifteen minutes and purchase as much stuff as I can to help with arm soreness
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you fall asleep in the lobby when going to get a flu shot they will just give you the shot to wake you up.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What are y’all thinking as far as senior living facility?
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Songs shouldn’t have verses, why are you making me wait for the chorus?!
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fun watching the Ravens lose with non Ravens fan family members at Thanksgiving.

“Looks like it’s over”
“No coming back from that one”
“All hope is lost now”
“That’s about all she wrote”
“Another turn over, is not what they needed”

HOW ABOUT STFU!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’ve always liked the song “Let there Be Peace on Earth” because the next line is “…and let it begin with me”, I’ve always interpreted it as “GIVE ME PEACE FIRST!!!”
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love Thanksgiving morning opening presents under the tree.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
DOGE was the friends we made along the way.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
On a mission to meet Buzz Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The bridge collapse in Baltimore affected way more than will ever be told
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m on the toilet, I have squatter rights
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
github is down, time to go to sleep
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Good Joel
NEW YORK (AP) — A judge says he'll approve a $7 billion opioid settlement with the Sacklers' Purdue Pharma, including money for victims.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I dreamt I broke 3 mirrors in my house and I was picking up shards of glass off the floor when I get a call inviting me to a “sip and paint” I look down at my arms and they are bloody so I tell them “no”
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I was just told “don’t leave while I go pee” im leaving
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My Gastroenterologist told me he had a gut feeling
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Do you want to sit at the bar?

Nope just want to take a picture of this swanky place to confuse my friends on my whereabouts
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is Chuck Schumer available for a poker game?
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by Good Joel
I'm Geddy reddyheaddy
Temples of Syrinx/Rush bass & vocals by Cara
Always liked 2112-except when he tunes a 1000yr old guitar, w/ no idea how then immediately writes a song #geddylee #alexlifeson #nealpeart #bass #rickenbacker #bass #templesofsyrinx youtu.be/d1sxzaER0fg
Temples of Syrinx/Rush bass play along & vocals by Cara
YouTube video by cararickbass
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November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM