I really do try not to use mental health language pejoratively, but this does seem to be a mad person.

I misread it as "snail" which was even more fun.

Is this a man who has demanded "rat" be "got out"?

Well, that's now ten years on the trot that the "hammer and sickle in social media user name = disingenuous and aggro" rule has held 100% firm.

A while back was driving through a village near us, of which the population is very elderly; saw an ambulance screaming by with lights and siren, my passenger went "quick! get on rightmove!"

If you want to reboot their exoticism, getting accidentally very high then going for a jog around Peckham Rye Park listening to Miles Davis does the job.

I've heard.

They're at the gym, becoming Nazis.

soon they’ll be releasing the Epstein files just to distract from DHS murders

Not really. Have you ever met The American Public? This is a country that gets dangerously angry when fizzy drinks change their flavour and believes in UFOs.

Pro wrestling ass nation.

Here's the original Little Rooms manifesto. I love it when a plan comes together, and this one really is: there's some amazing work coming straight off the back of other people reading this specific rant.

Now I'm going to clean a cupboard and listen to some records.