Imagine being called an old skinflint
December 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine being called an old skinflint
Who up deckin’ they halls?
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Who up deckin’ they halls?
Reposted by Joe Porter
Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern
Y’all ever been hot to trot?
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Y’all ever been hot to trot?
Was thinking about going gentle into that good night later unless someone has something to say about it
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Was thinking about going gentle into that good night later unless someone has something to say about it
Should I post my face?
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Should I post my face?
The lion is starting to get a little concerned
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The lion is starting to get a little concerned
The only black hole I’m worried about is Trumps uh president stuff
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The only black hole I’m worried about is Trumps uh president stuff
Reposted by Joe Porter
look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,
August 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,
Hey man quick question: is having money good or bad?
April 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hey man quick question: is having money good or bad?
Is there enough ketamine in the world to fix Elon Musk?
March 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is there enough ketamine in the world to fix Elon Musk?
My password wasn’t strong enough… I wasn’t strong enough
March 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My password wasn’t strong enough… I wasn’t strong enough
Cool man yeah, I haven’t personally encountered that type of thing yet but when I do I’ll be sure to get real mad about it
March 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Cool man yeah, I haven’t personally encountered that type of thing yet but when I do I’ll be sure to get real mad about it
They should bring back slapping at the Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
They should bring back slapping at the Oscars
You guys wouldn’t believe the thing I just made up
February 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You guys wouldn’t believe the thing I just made up
The Sound of Music
first half: beautiful musical about a charming woman bringing music and love back into a grieving home
Second half: oh shit, nazis!!
first half: beautiful musical about a charming woman bringing music and love back into a grieving home
Second half: oh shit, nazis!!
January 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Sound of Music
first half: beautiful musical about a charming woman bringing music and love back into a grieving home
Second half: oh shit, nazis!!
first half: beautiful musical about a charming woman bringing music and love back into a grieving home
Second half: oh shit, nazis!!
Happy Black Friday. All those sales are fake, you’re paying the same amount you’d be paying any other time of the year
November 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Happy Black Friday. All those sales are fake, you’re paying the same amount you’d be paying any other time of the year
Have you considered going by your middle name?
Well I'm fucked.
November 14, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Have you considered going by your middle name?
Tv different now. Used to 22 episodes. Now 8 bad. Simpsons Seinfeld Sopranos
November 9, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Tv different now. Used to 22 episodes. Now 8 bad. Simpsons Seinfeld Sopranos
Just made a sandwich but it didn’t fix my life or anything
November 9, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Just made a sandwich but it didn’t fix my life or anything
This line for the bathroom is ridiculous
November 5, 2024 at 7:02 PM
This line for the bathroom is ridiculous
Unprecedented levels of down bad
October 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Unprecedented levels of down bad
Hey fellas, we still tucking our t-shirts in or are we done with that?
October 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Hey fellas, we still tucking our t-shirts in or are we done with that?
Hello, I just immigrated here from twitter. What stupid bullshit do you guys talk about all day?
October 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hello, I just immigrated here from twitter. What stupid bullshit do you guys talk about all day?