Blinkers exist. Use them. This isn’t improv.

My only regret is not being taller.

The White House’s game of truth or dare is pretty neat… Never Ever A Truth.

{{FAAARRRTTTT}}

I’m pretty good at farting though.

I am absolutely worse at small talk since the pandemic. Maybe that’s fine as most people find small talk tedious, but it’s the world we live in. What are your go-to small talk questions?

Wow, 18 year old me really thought I’d be rich and at least semi-famous by now.
What an idiot.

Remember that dumpster that was on fire a few years ago? Looks like it’s on fire again.

We’re here too. Time to grill us about improv.

So, we all realize it’s too late at this point, right? He’s already been elected. A judge discharged his sentence. The rich support him. He’ll take credit for for whatever he pleases.

He sucks, but remote is broken, so we have to just watch this.

Another day of doing multiple things at once with a constant worry that they are all equally important and everyone is anxiously waiting on me to finish.

Everyone: the what?

I feel like I really need another hobby that I love but fucking obliterates my bank account.

I like Grape-Nuts cereal. I said what I said.

Local celebrity, Joe Rapp, joins another social media platform.