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@joesizzlejohnson.bsky.social
https://www.amazon.com/Stoners-5-Meal-Guide-Galaxy-ebook/dp/B08XP2HVJF

Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Fries are health food
mental health food.

Joe “Sizzle” Johnson.
You will not be sorry watching To Live and Die In LA. What an incredible movie. The simplicity of a ham sandwich. No funny stuff. No shimmy shame, just authenticity. Life’s short. Celebrate being here.
May 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You are not disposable.
I am not disposable.
The way things have been, doesn’t mean they have to stay that way. We can do better. We can live and love like there’s no tomorrow.
April 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Beginning with the slice of bread place several slices of ham covering the entirety of the slice. Whilst doing this, microwave 2 eggs, stirring and adding cheese 30 seconds at a time. Place on top of the ham, then microwave the entire sandwich for an additional minute.
April 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Coconut can be controversial. But, when a coconut talenti float with Pepsi cherry and cream soda, I can confirm, it twisted my melon man.
April 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Every time throughout history, wealth and power has been consolidated to an elite few, the rest of the earths humans have suffered.
History repeats itself because we get comfortable and arrogant and disregard the lessons of the past.
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Parmesan fire roasted salsa and chick pea cheese puffs.

#420day
#junkfood
#stoners
April 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m probably not done in the kitchen tonight. But this turkey sandwich is awesome.
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Some multimillionaires and billionaires increased their fortunes by profiting from the suffering of the masses during Great Depression. Had a megalomaniac been the president then…..?
April 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In January when Rubio was in El Salvador he said it. But that part of what he said wasn’t covered well.
They have also been saying, dems are the enemy. In an hour by hour troubling ticker, it can always go from troubling to oh fuck at any moment.
April 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I post lots of recipes, even have a small book of them on Amazon, the Stoners 5 Meal Guide to the Galaxy.
April 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Gov Shapiro is not a multi billionaire bro and he’s a democrat.
April 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I was in Albuquerque once in the late 80’s. Guy robs a bank. Cops get to the bank and he’d already left and was robbing a second bank. Then a third and a fourth so on.There wasn’t enough investigators to catch him. Crime by carpet bomb. By the time the investigations end, new ones will need to start
April 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A pardon is coming no doubt.
April 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You’re either pro those things or anti those things. There’s no gray area. I am 100% against those, no matter who it is trying to rationalize or justify those ignorances.
April 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The only thing missing was some peppers. Perhaps peppercinis or picked jalapeños.
We can disagree on what makes a good sandwich. But what we can’t disagree on is:
Racism
Misogyny
Bigotry
Hatred
Abuse
Discrimination
Religious, economic, educational, or any other discrimination.
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In the moments the microwave slowly spun the sandwich, a close eye is on the progress, don’t want to overcook it. Over cooked microwaved bread is terrible. Get it just melty enough so the cheese becomes stringy.
April 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Billionaires can buy politicians no matter blue or red because politicians only care about their own survival. I think Shakespeare wrote about this. Real leaders, not pretend ones, however, can’t be bought at any price.
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How much more evidence is needed, they don’t give a shit about any of us? They only care about money and making it and what that money can buy.
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM