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Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Fries are health food
mental health food.
Joe “Sizzle” Johnson.
Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Fries are health food
mental health food.
Joe “Sizzle” Johnson.
Pinned
It’s Saturday and it’s like Lifestyles and the Ridiculous over here. When you put the mayo on, add Parmesan. Then as you add ingredients kinda squish it into the bread. Ham. Today. You can add anything here. And on the tv, To Live and Die In LA. If you haven’t seen it or seen it in a while.
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s Saturday and it’s like Lifestyles and the Ridiculous over here. When you put the mayo on, add Parmesan. Then as you add ingredients kinda squish it into the bread. Ham. Today. You can add anything here. And on the tv, To Live and Die In LA. If you haven’t seen it or seen it in a while.
I screamed a little.
I remembered I had orange soda and talenti coconut ice cream. This is a tremendous combo.
I’ve always played my own rules, marched to my own beat and blazed my own trail. Life is short, live it like you mean it.
I remembered I had orange soda and talenti coconut ice cream. This is a tremendous combo.
I’ve always played my own rules, marched to my own beat and blazed my own trail. Life is short, live it like you mean it.
May 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I screamed a little.
I remembered I had orange soda and talenti coconut ice cream. This is a tremendous combo.
I’ve always played my own rules, marched to my own beat and blazed my own trail. Life is short, live it like you mean it.
I remembered I had orange soda and talenti coconut ice cream. This is a tremendous combo.
I’ve always played my own rules, marched to my own beat and blazed my own trail. Life is short, live it like you mean it.
Our relationships with each other have become consumable, disposable, transactions. Swipe left. Swipe right. And the we wonder why we’ve got no genuine connections.
So I made ham, scrambled egg, white cheddar open faced sandwich on sourdough with Doritos. I call it, The Ricardo Montalbon ⬇️
So I made ham, scrambled egg, white cheddar open faced sandwich on sourdough with Doritos. I call it, The Ricardo Montalbon ⬇️
April 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Our relationships with each other have become consumable, disposable, transactions. Swipe left. Swipe right. And the we wonder why we’ve got no genuine connections.
So I made ham, scrambled egg, white cheddar open faced sandwich on sourdough with Doritos. I call it, The Ricardo Montalbon ⬇️
So I made ham, scrambled egg, white cheddar open faced sandwich on sourdough with Doritos. I call it, The Ricardo Montalbon ⬇️
#happy420
I made a sandwich. Turkey and pickles with kewpie. It’s supposed to say happy 420 but it doesn’t mostly. Somewhat. It kinda does. Idk. It’s also Easter. Like what bird did the Easter bunny steal all those eggs from?
I made a sandwich. Turkey and pickles with kewpie. It’s supposed to say happy 420 but it doesn’t mostly. Somewhat. It kinda does. Idk. It’s also Easter. Like what bird did the Easter bunny steal all those eggs from?
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
#happy420
I made a sandwich. Turkey and pickles with kewpie. It’s supposed to say happy 420 but it doesn’t mostly. Somewhat. It kinda does. Idk. It’s also Easter. Like what bird did the Easter bunny steal all those eggs from?
I made a sandwich. Turkey and pickles with kewpie. It’s supposed to say happy 420 but it doesn’t mostly. Somewhat. It kinda does. Idk. It’s also Easter. Like what bird did the Easter bunny steal all those eggs from?
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I want everyone who is pissed right now about the El Salvador prisoners to go look at yourselves in the mirror. Take a good, long look and ask yourself what you did or said about the mass incarceration of minorities in this country. Black people need reparations. Our justice has always been cruel.
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I want everyone who is pissed right now about the El Salvador prisoners to go look at yourselves in the mirror. Take a good, long look and ask yourself what you did or said about the mass incarceration of minorities in this country. Black people need reparations. Our justice has always been cruel.
I remember when YouTube was free of nonstop advertising interruptions during nonstop 15 min sponsored “non biased”infomercials trying to sell me things. It is relentless the effort to rid me of the limited money I have.
Corporations are not our friends.
Corporations are not our friends.
April 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I remember when YouTube was free of nonstop advertising interruptions during nonstop 15 min sponsored “non biased”infomercials trying to sell me things. It is relentless the effort to rid me of the limited money I have.
Corporations are not our friends.
Corporations are not our friends.
It was a sultry spring Tuesday evening and a sandwich was born. Two sticks to Gouda cheese on sourdough followed by turkey, chopped olives, (trailer park caviar), mayo and microwaved to melty warm.
April 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It was a sultry spring Tuesday evening and a sandwich was born. Two sticks to Gouda cheese on sourdough followed by turkey, chopped olives, (trailer park caviar), mayo and microwaved to melty warm.
Thinking differently isn’t a crime or a trait of an inferior. Think outside the box that everyone else is thinking in. The only difference between pasta sauce and salsa sauce is a few spices and preparations. Otherwise, it’s tomatoes, onions, garlic oregano/cilantro and maybe a couple other spices
April 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thinking differently isn’t a crime or a trait of an inferior. Think outside the box that everyone else is thinking in. The only difference between pasta sauce and salsa sauce is a few spices and preparations. Otherwise, it’s tomatoes, onions, garlic oregano/cilantro and maybe a couple other spices
They don’t care if you’re hungry.
They don’t care about your health.
They don’t care about your security.
They don’t care about you.
They care about the dollar in your pocket and how much of it they can turn into profit, for themselves.
Healthcare is a red herring.
Red herrings are lies.
They don’t care about your health.
They don’t care about your security.
They don’t care about you.
They care about the dollar in your pocket and how much of it they can turn into profit, for themselves.
Healthcare is a red herring.
Red herrings are lies.
April 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They don’t care if you’re hungry.
They don’t care about your health.
They don’t care about your security.
They don’t care about you.
They care about the dollar in your pocket and how much of it they can turn into profit, for themselves.
Healthcare is a red herring.
Red herrings are lies.
They don’t care about your health.
They don’t care about your security.
They don’t care about you.
They care about the dollar in your pocket and how much of it they can turn into profit, for themselves.
Healthcare is a red herring.
Red herrings are lies.
It’s not a crime to be poor.
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s not a crime to be poor.
A reminder that fun doesn’t have to be over the top excessive to be a good time.
Frozen pepperoni and mozzarella and pizza with a can of sliced olives and dippin sauce with red peppers.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for entertainment. No cgi or automation, but viewed on a modern screen, I keep
Frozen pepperoni and mozzarella and pizza with a can of sliced olives and dippin sauce with red peppers.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for entertainment. No cgi or automation, but viewed on a modern screen, I keep
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A reminder that fun doesn’t have to be over the top excessive to be a good time.
Frozen pepperoni and mozzarella and pizza with a can of sliced olives and dippin sauce with red peppers.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for entertainment. No cgi or automation, but viewed on a modern screen, I keep
Frozen pepperoni and mozzarella and pizza with a can of sliced olives and dippin sauce with red peppers.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for entertainment. No cgi or automation, but viewed on a modern screen, I keep
There’s always a reason to smile. 🙂
April 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There’s always a reason to smile. 🙂
Tonight I hit a home run. Open faced 4 egg sandwich on sourdough. It’s an art to microwave the eggs, Gouda and veganaise sauce so the eggs are creamy. Microwave in sections, adding a diced up Gouda stick, then microwaving some more, then adding some more Gouda stick cubes
March 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tonight I hit a home run. Open faced 4 egg sandwich on sourdough. It’s an art to microwave the eggs, Gouda and veganaise sauce so the eggs are creamy. Microwave in sections, adding a diced up Gouda stick, then microwaving some more, then adding some more Gouda stick cubes
I suggest loading up on some junk food and turning on The Twilight Zone, season 3 episode 17. “One More Pallbearer.”
It’s a trip. So was this bison burger. Sometimes, really awesome, comes in simple moments.
It’s a trip. So was this bison burger. Sometimes, really awesome, comes in simple moments.
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I suggest loading up on some junk food and turning on The Twilight Zone, season 3 episode 17. “One More Pallbearer.”
It’s a trip. So was this bison burger. Sometimes, really awesome, comes in simple moments.
It’s a trip. So was this bison burger. Sometimes, really awesome, comes in simple moments.
I never thought I’d see the day when hamburger would be a luxury item, but here we are. Verde Farms grass fed organic ground beef.
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I never thought I’d see the day when hamburger would be a luxury item, but here we are. Verde Farms grass fed organic ground beef.
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🧵 In 1985 there wasn’t many ways to communicate. Letters took a day to a week and cost $.22cents to send them. Ma Bell was broke up the year before and the new local phone carriers were about $10. a month plus new long distance service provide by AT&T at $.25-$1. per min charge. A 20 min $20 phone
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🧵 In 1985 there wasn’t many ways to communicate. Letters took a day to a week and cost $.22cents to send them. Ma Bell was broke up the year before and the new local phone carriers were about $10. a month plus new long distance service provide by AT&T at $.25-$1. per min charge. A 20 min $20 phone
With all that’s going on I thought a roasted sliced chicken sandwich with smoked Gouda sticks and grey poupon country mustard on English toasting bread seems like the right thing to do.
March 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
With all that’s going on I thought a roasted sliced chicken sandwich with smoked Gouda sticks and grey poupon country mustard on English toasting bread seems like the right thing to do.
When I say extra olives, this is what I see in my mind. It always ends up not being this.The last pizza I ordered and 13 slices of olive on it. It was a premium price for the pizza. A $5 frozen pizza and a $1 can of olives, I can make my pizza premium, to my desired premiumness. Pizza is awesome.
March 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When I say extra olives, this is what I see in my mind. It always ends up not being this.The last pizza I ordered and 13 slices of olive on it. It was a premium price for the pizza. A $5 frozen pizza and a $1 can of olives, I can make my pizza premium, to my desired premiumness. Pizza is awesome.
Orange float. Right in the Talenti container.
Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Junk food is health food, mental health food.
March 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Orange float. Right in the Talenti container.
Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Junk food is health food, mental health food.
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Just a reminder that the the way the Senate was set up is fundamentally undemocratic and broken. And facilitates the rule of a white upper class minority over the working class majority.
Minority rule is threatening American democracy like never before
The Founding Fathers planted a bomb in the Constitution. Donald Trump lit the fuse.
www.motherjones.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just a reminder that the the way the Senate was set up is fundamentally undemocratic and broken. And facilitates the rule of a white upper class minority over the working class majority.
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Call call call call
Schumer (202) 224-6542 no vm
Hassan (202) 224-3324
Peters (202) 224-6221
Durbin (202)224-2152 no vm
Schatz (202) 224-3934
King (202) 224-5344
Shaheen (202) 224-2841 vm full
Fetterman (202) 224-4254
Cortez Masto (202) 224-3542
Gillibrand (202) 224-4451
Hassan (202) 224-3324
Peters (202) 224-6221
Durbin (202)224-2152 no vm
Schatz (202) 224-3934
King (202) 224-5344
Shaheen (202) 224-2841 vm full
Fetterman (202) 224-4254
Cortez Masto (202) 224-3542
Gillibrand (202) 224-4451
March 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Call call call call
Junk food
Is health food,
Mental health food.
Live like you mean it.
Is health food,
Mental health food.
Live like you mean it.
March 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Junk food
Is health food,
Mental health food.
Live like you mean it.
Is health food,
Mental health food.
Live like you mean it.
I color outside the lines. This makes a terrifically refreshing refreshment. Junk food is health food, mental health food.
March 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I color outside the lines. This makes a terrifically refreshing refreshment. Junk food is health food, mental health food.
As a reminder to not play by their rules and when you do break the rules, break them with intention. Life’s short, live it deliberately.
Introducing:
Chicken nuggets with a spoonful of arrabbiata sauce on a bed of pillowy mac and cheese. Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Introducing:
Chicken nuggets with a spoonful of arrabbiata sauce on a bed of pillowy mac and cheese. Junk food is health food, mental health food.
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
As a reminder to not play by their rules and when you do break the rules, break them with intention. Life’s short, live it deliberately.
Introducing:
Chicken nuggets with a spoonful of arrabbiata sauce on a bed of pillowy mac and cheese. Junk food is health food, mental health food.
Introducing:
Chicken nuggets with a spoonful of arrabbiata sauce on a bed of pillowy mac and cheese. Junk food is health food, mental health food.