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Joe Stanley
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Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him.

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A screenshot of a viral twitter retweet: OP reads “I like Hole better than Nirvana” and the Quote Retweet reads “me leaving the monastery”
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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One of the marketing images for the too-good-for-how-known-it-is show, The Terror season 1. Captain Sir John Franklin is half in the frame looking terrified.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Scene from Dune II: Dune Another Day where Javier Bardem’s character is saying “The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi - Even more reason to know he is!”
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Vice President giving some loser insecure toughguy speech about some gooner bullshit, a spiritual cousin to the person I’m replying to. Closed Captions note [single person clapping].
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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All 6’5” of bearded Lee Pace as Brother Day in the show Foundation, saying “I’m not leaving without that head.”
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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These are some of my go-tos
An old meme, but it still checks out. A phone showing the caller is the Holy Order of the Emperor’s Inquisition. The decline option has been replaced by a second acceptance icon on the call screen, for there is no escape. A riff on the Shame image from Hot Fuzz, except Nick Frost is dressed as a Commissar, loading a bolter. Our boy Roboute Guilliman, Regent of the Imperium, holding his hand to his head as he sighs, eyes closed. He is smoking a cigarette. The Imperium is a fucking mess, and he knows it. A grinning Imperial Guardsman, roughly imposed on an image of a line going around a perfectly smooth brain, gleaming with its lack of folds. The line has the sign of Heresy imposed on it. Around it all, “My brain is too smooth / the smoothest there is / Your words simply slide right off”
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Foundation, now on Apple TV.
All 6’5” of Lee Pace walking in a towel and nothing else. Every season of Foundation is him working with wardrobe to find some new form of slutty sci-fi dress.
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Honestly this makes you a great fit imo, as it is a cultural thing now. This is a shirt for which I get compliments every time I wear it, and I have not watched a single game.
The front of a black tee shirt. Written in small white letters is l.g.b.t. and then in big Philly Eagles green font LET’S GO BIRDS TRANSEXUAL with the green eagle to its side.
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I’m so glad Artillery Witch became the mascot/sales pitch for Trench Crusade.

The faithful will lie straight to your face and say she isn’t ballin’
An illustration of an artillery witch from the game Trench Crusade. She is riding a high-ordnance runic bomb like a skateboard, doing sweet-ass tricks. Her blasphemy is exceeded only by how fucking cool she looks.
September 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The big oof meme - A man making the oof face superimposed onto a dryer dial with “oof size” small, medium, and large options. It’s set to large.
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Tim Robinson driving in the Driving Crooner skit, lamenting “I gotta figure out how to make money on this!”
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“The Brain” from Gremlins 2. Big-eared reptilian little guy wearing a blazer and a sweater.
August 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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illustration of a beautiful pastel rainbow cat, translucent. A perfectly classic hotdog in bun floats in its stomach. Text says “I had a hot dog” at the top and continues “and became something better” at the bottom. The cat’s expression is ineffable.
August 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The meme of the guy shouting “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
July 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Stanley Tucci as Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream
A 1999-era Stanley Tucci wearing little faun horns with a goofy lil grin.
July 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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A photo of a child’s training toilet, still boxed, which reads “I look & sound like a grown-up toilet.” A goal which this failson has nailed, no notes.
July 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Also the very sharp, not-in-any-way-intuitive line where my systems end and I cannot integrate any more.

Alarms? Got them for days.
Cleaning and meal prep? Nailed down, ever-fearful of a lapse.
Developing product specs and delivery plans? My career!

Personal calendars? Can’t do it.
A scene from the show Brooklyn Nine Nine where Amy Santiago says in confusion “Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?” and Rosa Diaz responds “I just forget stuff like a cool person.”
July 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We got ourselves a certified Flukeman.
A horrifying man with the appearance of a flukeworm, from the show X-Files: https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Flukeman
July 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I can just hear Ricky saying this as part of his parole plea.
A photo of Ricky from the show Trailer Park Boys, in prison, talking to the camera.
July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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David Lynch on set speaking into a microphone, subtitled “Okay, let’s try that again, but this time good.”
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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An image stating “I look & sound like a grown-up toilet” which also summarizes the walking disappointment that is the person I’m replying to.
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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A tip screen from the NES game Kirby’s Adventure re-written to say “Hit the Heart icon on any Stella post to celebrate her birthday!”
July 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A grey tabby sitting on the stomach of the photographer (first-person view). Her front paws rest on top of the photographer’s arm, which is draped over his stomach.
July 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Younger me loved Locke Cole, but I gotta give it up for Cyan Garramonde. My man boarded a phantom train to say goodbye to his wife and kids.
An illustration of a regal knight with a rockin stache and bow holding back his ponytail. His name is Cyan Garramonde from FFVI and he is the wall upon which lesser men break. He’s holding a lollipop.
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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A headshot of actor Matt Berry. He’s wearing a blue striped neckerchief, white tee, and blazer. He’s known for pronouncing things funny as a bit.
May 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM