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Joey Benjamin
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award winning, magical SOB. I fly audio spaceships and hold a yellow belt in Knotts-Fu (he/him) ✌️

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2LR8OeuqkA6jzseni2KH15?si=pKxXpCLkSWS8tAOrknNnKw
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a most Austin christmas
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I don’t care what the credits say, Under Pressure is a David Bowie song.
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my new DL photo is so incredibly awful. Just full on Norman Bates stare. They offered to take a 2nd pic but I declined because that’s basically what I look like when going thru airport security at 4am so I might as well have the photos match.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
File Under: folks I know
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The floor… it needs sweeping
- George Harrison
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
L337 (Leet) was originally invented in 1984 by Lieutenant Harris of the Metropolitan Police Academy.
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🎶 Tuesday's gone with the wind
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday ''
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I love that they left the click in the mix for Free’s “All Right Now”
a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin
Alt: a man wearing glasses says “it 's true” with his finger on his chin
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
🎶 there were grounds in my coffee; grounds in my coffee and… you’re to blame … 🎶

What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Charles and Stuart have an absolutely fantastically customizable live room out at Point West Recording and we should all be living out there. It's a special place, y'all. Creative magic oozing from the walls. You should check it out. Preferably w/me.
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
¡Conociendo a mi hermana por primera vez!
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You dated a dude named “Cash”? That’s on you.
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hotel California was really about houseboat brothel in Toledo
a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know
Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words “the more you know”
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
February 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Third verse same as the first
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This album still kicks.

🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
January 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Emperor Tomato Ketchup will rule that school yard
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
we’re all going to get the David Lynch haircut, right?
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
straight up h8 your sampled hihat
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s the best
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Don’t tell Paula but I know where all the cowboys have gone.
January 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🛢️STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!🛢️
January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
January 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM