Joey Benjamin
@joeybenjamin.bsky.social
award winning, magical SOB. I fly audio spaceships and hold a yellow belt in Knotts-Fu (he/him) ✌️
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a most Austin christmas
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
a most Austin christmas
I don’t care what the credits say, Under Pressure is a David Bowie song.
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don’t care what the credits say, Under Pressure is a David Bowie song.
my new DL photo is so incredibly awful. Just full on Norman Bates stare. They offered to take a 2nd pic but I declined because that’s basically what I look like when going thru airport security at 4am so I might as well have the photos match.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my new DL photo is so incredibly awful. Just full on Norman Bates stare. They offered to take a 2nd pic but I declined because that’s basically what I look like when going thru airport security at 4am so I might as well have the photos match.
File Under: folks I know
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
File Under: folks I know
The floor… it needs sweeping
- George Harrison
- George Harrison
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The floor… it needs sweeping
- George Harrison
- George Harrison
L337 (Leet) was originally invented in 1984 by Lieutenant Harris of the Metropolitan Police Academy.
September 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
L337 (Leet) was originally invented in 1984 by Lieutenant Harris of the Metropolitan Police Academy.
🎶 Tuesday's gone with the wind
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday ''
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
🎶 Tuesday's gone with the wind
I love that they left the click in the mix for Free’s “All Right Now”
a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin
Alt: a man wearing glasses says “it 's true” with his finger on his chin
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love that they left the click in the mix for Free’s “All Right Now”
🎶 there were grounds in my coffee; grounds in my coffee and… you’re to blame … 🎶
What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?
What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
🎶 there were grounds in my coffee; grounds in my coffee and… you’re to blame … 🎶
What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?
What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Charles and Stuart have an absolutely fantastically customizable live room out at Point West Recording and we should all be living out there. It's a special place, y'all. Creative magic oozing from the walls. You should check it out. Preferably w/me.
May 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Charles and Stuart have an absolutely fantastically customizable live room out at Point West Recording and we should all be living out there. It's a special place, y'all. Creative magic oozing from the walls. You should check it out. Preferably w/me.
¡Conociendo a mi hermana por primera vez!
May 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
¡Conociendo a mi hermana por primera vez!
You dated a dude named “Cash”? That’s on you.
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You dated a dude named “Cash”? That’s on you.
Hotel California was really about houseboat brothel in Toledo
a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know
Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words “the more you know”
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hotel California was really about houseboat brothel in Toledo
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
February 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
Third verse same as the first
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Third verse same as the first
This album still kicks.
🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
January 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This album still kicks.
🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶
Emperor Tomato Ketchup will rule that school yard
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Emperor Tomato Ketchup will rule that school yard
we’re all going to get the David Lynch haircut, right?
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we’re all going to get the David Lynch haircut, right?
straight up h8 your sampled hihat
January 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
straight up h8 your sampled hihat
Don’t tell Paula but I know where all the cowboys have gone.
January 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Don’t tell Paula but I know where all the cowboys have gone.
🛢️STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!🛢️
January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🛢️STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!🛢️
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