JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️
[NSFW]
[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
[NSFW]
[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
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IRL Friends! Hi, yes it is me, just a heads up: yes, I post nudes occasionally on here. Yes I talk horny stuff on here.
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
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I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Buildin limited edition gunpla while watchin X-Files with GF, fucking living the dream ❤️❤️❤️
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Buildin limited edition gunpla while watchin X-Files with GF, fucking living the dream ❤️❤️❤️
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Local Twitter Blue subscriber wonders why he’s cold and alone at night as he calls woman with nothing contradicting her sexual attraction to women in her profile a fake lesbian
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Local Twitter Blue subscriber wonders why he’s cold and alone at night as he calls woman with nothing contradicting her sexual attraction to women in her profile a fake lesbian
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My tits look great through OBS! I'm having a euphoria moment 😊
Trying to build gunpla but gf caught an image of her boobs on camera and is now distracted by her (incredible) boobs
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My tits look great through OBS! I'm having a euphoria moment 😊
Trying to build gunpla but gf caught an image of her boobs on camera and is now distracted by her (incredible) boobs
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Trying to build gunpla but gf caught an image of her boobs on camera and is now distracted by her (incredible) boobs
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Gotta be this one
![BATMAN: But... I saw you die! And you were a man!
RA'S AL-GIRL: You disappoint me, Detective! Hadn't you deduced why I stole that tank of estrogen? The fluid of the Lazarus Pit is now...... 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙞𝙙
BATMAN: Do you still have a dick?
RA'S AL-GIRL: [ignoring him] As we speak, my Wokemind Virus i](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:474ldquxwzrlcvjhhbbk2wte/bafkreig5fu4hpgwwswncfar4s5ylpotezui2k22td7on7yj3fcqqg72nma@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Gotta be this one
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what is your favorite planet? mine is earth because it has all the lesbians on it
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
what is your favorite planet? mine is earth because it has all the lesbians on it
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Me and @jazcherv.bsky.social discussing Warframe lore. ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Me and @jazcherv.bsky.social discussing Warframe lore. ❤️
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December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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Rockstar now claims it was, in fact, the leaking of “specific game features from upcoming and unannounced titles” that led to the firings.
We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
Rockstar has claimed the employees it recently fired were dismissed because they leaked game features for upcoming and unannounced titles in Discord, not because they were trying to unionize. https://bit.ly/48A0tTf
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Rockstar now claims it was, in fact, the leaking of “specific game features from upcoming and unannounced titles” that led to the firings.
We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
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i dont know about this game but im willing to give it a try i guess
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i dont know about this game but im willing to give it a try i guess
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polite chaser who fucks you competently while blasting HEALTH and projecting the Charlie Kirk snuff video on the wall
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
polite chaser who fucks you competently while blasting HEALTH and projecting the Charlie Kirk snuff video on the wall
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We will remember
There will come a time where journalists will pretend they never took part in the anti-trans pogroms
Never let them forget how they blatantly distorted reality to never admit a transphobic pos LOST on every front except a minor pyrrhic point
Never let them forget how they blatantly distorted reality to never admit a transphobic pos LOST on every front except a minor pyrrhic point
Days ago, all the Scottish papers hailed a massive victory for Peggie when it was partial. Today they're pretending she lost and must appeal. When the Supreme Court decision was questioned, it was a threat to the judiciary. Now it's apparently a moral obligation. Same voices, same loud megaphones.
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
We will remember
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again: the UK has never once taken action anything like this with regards to any medication at all whatsoever.
It is completely unprecedented for emergency powers to have been used to ban a medication for a specific group or for that to have been extended indefinitely pending (unethical) trials.
It is completely unprecedented for emergency powers to have been used to ban a medication for a specific group or for that to have been extended indefinitely pending (unethical) trials.
Streeting has already interfered by careful selection of “researchers” associated with a designated anti-trans hate group to carry out an unethical and pseudoscientific “trial” designed to get the result he wants.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
again: the UK has never once taken action anything like this with regards to any medication at all whatsoever.
It is completely unprecedented for emergency powers to have been used to ban a medication for a specific group or for that to have been extended indefinitely pending (unethical) trials.
It is completely unprecedented for emergency powers to have been used to ban a medication for a specific group or for that to have been extended indefinitely pending (unethical) trials.
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the fact that this man has zero principles is, at the very least, something that occasionally bends to our advantage
Now that the GOP is attacking him as being too pro trans, Newsom is pushing back. Hmm.
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the fact that this man has zero principles is, at the very least, something that occasionally bends to our advantage
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The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...
EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...
EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
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🎵Three Lions on a shirt🎵
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
🎵Three Lions on a shirt🎵
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I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.
Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.
Fuck you all.
Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.
Fuck you all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.
Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.
Fuck you all.
Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.
Fuck you all.
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i cannot stress enough how fucking ICK it is (and also deeply funny) to see someone arguing with like 20 transsexuals and ostensibly having serious discussions while continuing to repost tgirl porn the entire time, for like 24 hours straight
fucking chaser transness-as-a-kink ass behavior
fucking chaser transness-as-a-kink ass behavior
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i cannot stress enough how fucking ICK it is (and also deeply funny) to see someone arguing with like 20 transsexuals and ostensibly having serious discussions while continuing to repost tgirl porn the entire time, for like 24 hours straight
fucking chaser transness-as-a-kink ass behavior
fucking chaser transness-as-a-kink ass behavior
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u don’t need ai to make disney characters have sex btw
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
u don’t need ai to make disney characters have sex btw
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hearing u won the gay awards
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hearing u won the gay awards