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JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
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She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️

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To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!

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JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999 @jazcherv.bsky.social · Dec 4
IRL Friends! Hi, yes it is me, just a heads up: yes, I post nudes occasionally on here. Yes I talk horny stuff on here.

I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.

Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
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shelleybwoke.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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joffeorama.bsky.social
"if you want to play the harry potter game you should pirate it instead" or, and hear me out, you could have some goddamn self respect and play any one of the near-infinite number of other games that exist instead. but what do I know? I'm just an attractive genius who's better than you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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gamerstavernshow.com
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16h
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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chrisbratt.bsky.social
Rockstar now claims it was, in fact, the leaking of “specific game features from upcoming and unannounced titles” that led to the firings.

We’re going to have to see the company prove this in an employment tribunal & more than that, it’ll need to prove it for all 31 fired employees in the UK too.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Rockstar has claimed the employees it recently fired were dismissed because they leaked game features for upcoming and unannounced titles in Discord, not because they were trying to unionize. https://bit.ly/48A0tTf
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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lavenderabysss.bsky.social
i dont know about this game but im willing to give it a try i guess
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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chasershibari.com
polite chaser who fucks you competently while blasting HEALTH and projecting the Charlie Kirk snuff video on the wall
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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shelleybwoke.bsky.social
We will remember
listentocrass.lesbian.cat Vivian Magadori 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ⚢ @listentocrass.lesbian.cat · 10h
There will come a time where journalists will pretend they never took part in the anti-trans pogroms

Never let them forget how they blatantly distorted reality to never admit a transphobic pos LOST on every front except a minor pyrrhic point
srtristan.bsky.social Tristan Stewart-Robertson @srtristan.bsky.social · 10h
Days ago, all the Scottish papers hailed a massive victory for Peggie when it was partial. Today they're pretending she lost and must appeal. When the Supreme Court decision was questioned, it was a threat to the judiciary. Now it's apparently a moral obligation. Same voices, same loud megaphones.
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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gemma.transwrites.world
again: the UK has never once taken action anything like this with regards to any medication at all whatsoever.

It is completely unprecedented for emergency powers to have been used to ban a medication for a specific group or for that to have been extended indefinitely pending (unethical) trials.
natacha.bsky.social Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 7h
Streeting has already interfered by careful selection of “researchers” associated with a designated anti-trans hate group to carry out an unethical and pseudoscientific “trial” designed to get the result he wants.
Streeting admits he's 'not comfortable' with allowing puberty blockers trial, but defends following clinicians' advice Q: You are allowing a trial of puberty blockers for children questioning their gender. Some children involved will be as young as 10. Why are you allowing this? Streeting says in her report Hilary Cass uncovered a shocking lack of evidence about the effectiveness of these treatments. As a result, the government stopped the use of puberty blockers, and Streeting says he extended this. But Cass also recommended a trial, he says. He admits he is "not comfortable" about this going ahead. But he says, in allowing it to go ahead, he is following the clinical advice. He says he is uncomfortable about the idea of stopping puberty. But he says other countries use these drugs. There is some evidence that it is better than leaving trans people withot treatment, and all the distress that comes with that. This does not sit comfortably with him, he says. But, as a politician, he does not want to interfer with clinicians who know far more about this topic than he does.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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cara.city
the fact that this man has zero principles is, at the very least, something that occasionally bends to our advantage
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 20h
Now that the GOP is attacking him as being too pro trans, Newsom is pushing back. Hmm.
Governor Newsom Press Office Y @GovPressOffice X.com Correct. We're sorry your daughter hates you, Elon. America * @america • 7h California Governor Gavin Newsom: "I want to see trans kids... There's no governor that's done more pro trans legislation than I have." Governor Newsom Press Office • 16h X RT GOP GOP • 1d I WANT TO SEE TRANS KIDS.. -Gavin Newsom
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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videogameworkers.bsky.social
The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...

EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
The award for Most Workers Laid Off goes to the Embracer Group, for laying off 7800 workers in the past two years
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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4kitsake.bsky.social
🎵Three Lions on a shirt🎵
A screenshot of an overview page for Simpsons episode Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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radiodeadair.com
I know there's a lot of other massive problems with "AI," but as a techie and a PC builder I am GODDAMNED FUCKING SICK of some stupid hype bubble designed to fleece investors and nothing else ruining my hobby.

Your crypto shit took all the video cards. Your "AI" took GPUs *and* RAM.

Fuck you all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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coyotegirl.online
i cannot stress enough how fucking ICK it is (and also deeply funny) to see someone arguing with like 20 transsexuals and ostensibly having serious discussions while continuing to repost tgirl porn the entire time, for like 24 hours straight

fucking chaser transness-as-a-kink ass behavior
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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captainacab.airbud.website
u don’t need ai to make disney characters have sex btw
steamboat willy on his boat with minnie mouse’s penis in his mouth. it’s actually a very tasteful piece tbh
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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chasershibari.com
hearing u won the gay awards
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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shiftingentity.bsky.social
domination, no breeding, don't give a fuck if that puppygirl's screaming
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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boob.monster
i haven't been posting much lately because ive been too busy getting my dick wet. and i don't mean in the good way. i've been bobbing it into a small cup in my kitchen like one of those drinking bird toys and making a mess
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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boob.monster
merry Christmas. ive invented the worlds first dick that sucks itself
December 25, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
I don't think leftists should do praxis. I think when they do it they're reinforcing organized crime.
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
THANK YOU DISNEY FOR YOUR BILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT INTO THE FUTURE

I AM AI ARTIST AND THIS IS A COLLAB BETWEEN ME AND DISNEY
the "stop wars" mural, featuring Yoda holding a sign that says "stop wars" lazily changed to show him grinning evily, the sign now saying "start wars" a sora watermark and yellow filter has also been added to really give it that slop look
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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kacey.me
Big things happening on r/bejeweled
r/bejeweled post titled “Fred Durst with da Jewels.” It’s an old photo of Fred Durst doing the thing with his hands and the seven jewels from Bejeweled are poorly photoshopped into his hands. The body of the post reads “He’s got da jewels”
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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cyricz42.bsky.social
Announcement:

I will not be writing a GameFAQs guide for Yakuza Kiwami 3/Dark Ties.

Full statement below:
Hi everyone. CyricZ here. After giving myself time to reflect on my options, I’ve decided that I will not be writing a GameFAQs guide for Yakuza Kiwami 3 / Dark Ties. I will not be purchasing the game, nor playing it in any capacity. I write guides because I love writing, and I write for the games that I write for because they inspire me. The joy I find in them drives me to give my best work. If I were to write a guide entirely out of obligation or expectation, I do not believe my best work would find its way to the page. With the hiring of known sexual harasser Teruyuki Kagawa to the face and voice cast of Yakuza Kiwami 3, I do not find myself inspired by the game. The Like a Dragon series has a long-standing history of opposing sexual misconduct in all its forms and I feel this casting goes against that message. Key members of RGG Studio have refused to speak on the hiring of Kagawa after his misconduct was made more widely known. While they are by no means required to speak about this, by their silence they have sent a message that they do not view Kagawa’s misconduct as a dealbreaker for inclusion in the series cast, nor do they deem it worth addressing. This stands in contrast to steps taken in the past to replace other cast members that did not align with their values. I won’t go into further detail on the issue itself as the information is widely available via the #REMOVEKAGAWA movement. The rest of this will be about me, my guides, and my relationship with RGG Studio and the Like a Dragon series. I remain a fan of the Like a Dragon series. It’s not something I can just excise from myself. I intend to continue playing past Like a Dragon games on stream as they are some of my favorite video games. That may be subject to change in the future, but the plans are to continue playing the games on stream in my intended order, with the exception of Yakuza Kiwami 3 or Dark Ties. The only minor thing that will change with regards to my streams is that I intend to take special note during stream of the many, many instances during the series that remind us of the societal ill of sexual misconduct. As to future games put out by RGG Studio, I reserve the right to not make a decision on those at this time. That will be a “wait and see” situation, dependent on future actions or inactions by RGG Studio. Further, if things change with regards to the release of Yakuza Kiwami 3, I reserve the right to reassess all the preceding. RGG Studio still has the opportunity to do right in this situation, and I hold onto hope that they will see the best way forward. Finally, I promise to all my readers that my GameFAQs guides for the Like a Dragon series and other RGG Studio games will be going nowhere no matter what happens. Not only are they some of my best work, but if I preserve the guides with myself as the author, I remain in creative control of them. This prevents others from taking the text and redistributing it without my consent, which is something I fear would happen if I were to remove them from GameFAQs entirely. For those of you who read my guides, thank you so much for your support, and I’m sorry I will not be helping with this upcoming game. For anyone who wants to write a guide on GameFAQs for Yakuza Kiwami 3, be my guest, not that you need my permission anyway. For those of you joining me in solidarity against Kagawa and this release, I thank you all for sticking with it. Your commitment has inspired this. Be good to each other, Scott “CyricZ” Zdankiewicz
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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ohshitcircuit.bsky.social
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
A series of posts reading, from oldest at the bottom to newest at the top: alright well it's been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it's still not down, so I'll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now. Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users' posts
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
jazcherv.bsky.social
I hate my job I hate this place I hate AI I HATE this industry I hate it all I want it all to fuck off and burn I have tontake deep breathes I want to scream I don't want to lose my job I don't want to work in this industry I want to die I want it to fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM