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JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️

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[18+, MDNI]

To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!

Lifelong member of the Beano Club
Oooo mine was different. It was seeing someone whom I knew of before, but they were smiling and looked more fem. It was a case of "oh, she just looks cute and happy, but she doesn't have a porn star body, she's just got a nice girly smile and is chunky...i could be that..."
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ma'am 😳
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Pray for us sober people who want to turn up and deal with Cody Rhoades' incredibly goofy hair
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
The award for "Most Workers Laid Off" goes to...

EMBRACER GROUP
For laying off roughly 7800 workers between July 2023 and July 2025
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Absolutely precious the pair of you ❤️
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM