Okay, okay, I got one of my own (true story, btw): Smoking that weed that makes you write a treatment for a screenplay about a three-way battle between a giant spider, a giant octopus, and a giant crab.

Yes! Thank you!

I love these. Don't stop with these!

Presumably, Mr. Ross will follow up with a rap song and ultra-conservative podcast.

"Frigidity" is putting it charitably. I would have gone with "muddled psychosis."

The red is just not right.