I love amazon’s see it in your room feature. This TV will work perfectly.

Gravity is a really good idea.

Friend: You should try the mediterranean diet.

Me: Does that include fried chicken and red velvet cake? Because if it does I’m already on it!

So glad that Vulfpeck released the cowbell tab for New Beastly. I've been working on getting that right for a week and this helps so much!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixep...

I’m trying to eat healthy and I have a salad for lunch but I’m out of French fries. So hard to eat right. #pghthings

I was around 48 when I realized it’s Pulitzer Prize, not Pulitzer Surprise. But honestly, I preferred living in a world where people ambushed hardworking journalists, showered them with confetti, and handed them an award.

I feel about TikTok the same way I feel about sports fandom—enjoy it for what it is, but remember you have no control over it, you didn’t shape it, and it’s only as important as you choose to make it.

Time again for David Ehelich’s best films video vimeo.com/1046284152

Whoever ratted me out to this meme author, I’m coming for you… right after I take a nap.

I spend far too much mental energy preparing to teach Terrence Howard how to multiply correctly. #showerarguments