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John Clark
@johneclark.bsky.social
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Programmer, writer, woodworker, musician, maker of wine and beer, and collector of hobbies. I am also a device for converting coffee and scotch into wild ideas.
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This is a very relaxed cat.
Rory the cat laying upside down in my sweetie’s arms. He is a liquid at this point and purring like a tractor.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The latest insanity. More than 3x for a higher deductible.
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Parody is officially dead
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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A: Was this intentional?
B: Aren't we all?
An email from my inbox with the from line Chris Kluwe for Ass.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The Sunday stretch
A tabby cat stretches out on the bed.
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Kissing booth or hissing booth?
A large orange cat occupies a cardboard box. One flap of the box is up making it look like toll booth or a drive through window. A tabby cat looks in to see if they can haz cheeseburger.
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Too brain tired for the nonsense. Please enjoy a cat picture
This is Archie. He is a cat. Right now he is chilling on his back with his feet up. He is my zen master.
October 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Since the football evening is crap, I give you a cute cat on a tardis.
A cute tabby cat on a Tardis.
September 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Rory says it’s Friday.
A large ginger loaf cat laying upside down on my chest. He is very chill and purrs like a lawn mower.
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I had a slightly different perspective…
A tabby cat lying upside down on the stairs and staring into the camera. She is actually watching football with me.
September 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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A scene from the children's book "Corduroy" A night watchman shines a flashlight on the stuffed bear and says "Hello. How did you get up there?" Corduroy whispers "Fuck the police."
August 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I would like to get some work done. Unfortunately my computer mouse is somewhere underneath this cat.
A very large orange cat laying on a mousepad. He is snoring
August 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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An alternative cover for a children's book showing a grumpy looking kid in bed. The title is "Alexander and the Day That Blended Into Every Other Day Like Some Kafkaesque Nightmare with No Merciful End in Sight"
August 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I am not a robot... but if I become one, does it mean I never have to click on "pictures of a motorcycle" ever again? I might take that deal.
August 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Packing with cats. If only getting them into carriers was this easy.
Three cats. Two in cardboard boxes and one one the coffe table supervising. None of which is helpful.
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The paw work…
A large orange cat snoozing with his paws tucked against his chest. He is terribly cute.
July 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I came across an old picture of me from the 70s. My hair screams Greg Brady, my shirt is made of (honest to god) Terrycloth, I have a gold chain around my neck and I appear to be attempting a mustache.

Times change. It will get better. (Jesus... Terrycloth shirts in Florida? What were we thinking?)
July 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Timeline cleanse. The twins, Amber and Archie. Our little love bugs.
Two tabby cats snuggling Two tabby cats snuggling Two tabby cats snuggling like little spirals around each other Two tabby cats snuggling. Brother and sister, paws crossed and very chill
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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So much for my nap...
The person being kept awake by their brain meme
July 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Mischief personified
An upside down tabby cat on the stairs. She is staring into the camera and may be about to commit crimes.
July 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Sleep Different
A ginger cat sleeping upside down in a cardboard box.
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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#TonightOnTheTurntable “Manhunter” by Hooveriii

Great record. For fans of Frankie and the Witchfingers.
A trippy record cover with a chrome seashell flying in space.
June 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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BlueSky: Dead and Loving it
Leslie Nielsen From the movie "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" He is in a suit with a cloak and making goofy eyes at the camera.
June 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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First cup of coffee in 9 days... Could be euphoria, could be going full Cornholio. It's even money.
June 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM